Percy on RW

[NFSeahawks]

Was 6 am.

I heard he gets there at 5:30

You heard wrong. He gets there at 4am, after he and his wife toss balls around his living room all night. She goes to bed, he goes to work. It is known.

If his wife is tossing balls all night, I think he would be worn out.

What types of balls is she tossing?
It is not known.

 

[ChiefHawk]

Streaming video was invented to try and get football information to Russel Wilson as fast as he could take it, but is still not fast enough.

It is known.

 

[scutterhawk]

I heard even when he goes to sleep ( in his football shaped bed ) that he hooks cables to his brain that pumps football related information to the left and right side of his brain.
Only a small portion in the middle is saved for things like remembering team mates names, Wife and family.

Nahhh, the notes on his wrists has his family and his wife's name, he doesn't want to clutter up his brain with anything that distracts from football.

 

[scutterhawk]

In other news:

Vatican City Pontiffs sign former Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina to lifetime contract, the deal is reportedly worth ungodly amounts of money over the next several years.

No word yet on how this move effects their salary cap.

It is known.

Keeping it Seahawks related,,, The only reason they signed Jorge Bergoglio, was because Russell Wilson was unavailable, It Is Known. :mrgreen:

 

[Sac]

In other news:

Vatican City Pontiffs sign former Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina to lifetime contract, the deal is reportedly worth ungodly amounts of money over the next several years.

No word yet on how this move effects their salary cap.

It is known.

Keeping it Seahawks related,,, The only reason they signed Jorge Bergoglio, was because Russell Wilson was unavailable, It Is Known. :mrgreen:

Truth

 

[SoCalSeahawk]

Russell has Chuck Norris sleep for him.

 

[SalishHawkFan]

Russell has Chuck Norris sleep for him.

+1

Russell Wilson only had one thought after the last second loss to the Falcons: "I'll be back."

 

[Anonymous]

Stephen Hawking checks with Russell first before his works go to publishing.

Russell Wilson knows where Hoffa is buried. He ok'd the spot.

It is known.

 

[rjdriver]

Ashton has a projector screen on her back. Multi tasking

It is known

 

[FortWorthSeahawk]

Russell Wilson: King of the North

 

[SundayNiteBlackout]

When Russ and his woman make sexy time, He has an open playbook resting on her back.

It is Known.

 

[-The Glove-]

^ The real reason Lynch fumbled in the playoffs so many times is that he walked in on Ashley and Russell the night after the Rams win...awkwaaaaard.

Who the hell is Ashley? Ashton's twin to keep up with RW? That is not known.

 

[nwgamer]

The only way to stop Russell Wilson is to melt him in a vat of molten steel.

There is in fact another way: about 3 in above his neckline, hidden beneath his artificial hairdo, is a tiny bolt which allows admin access to his octo-core processors. Hit them with a proton torpedo and he is toast. (Just don't tell the Rams.)

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

it is known.

It is known.

 

[CPHawk]

Russell Wilson is a robot sent from the future. To him, all the games have happened already and he has detailed files on all possible outcomes. This time he claims to be "watching film" is actually dedicated to completing his primary mission of killing John Connor. The only way to stop Russell Wilson is to melt him in a vat of molten steel.

It is known. Hasta la vista baby.

His actual mission is to humiliate douche bag Harbaugh, and keep him from ever winning a Super Bowl. This will save our children from ever having to hear on nfl films that douche bag was a great coach. It is known.

 

[parson420]

In other news:

Vatican City Pontiffs sign former Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina to lifetime contract, the deal is reportedly worth ungodly amounts of money over the next several years.

No word yet on how this move effects their salary cap.

It is known.

Hate to correct, but I feel the need. The Pope's salary is zero. He doesn't get paid anything. So, their salary cap is still in great position.

 

[HAWKFaninBAMA]

RW's GPS screen in his car has been reconfigured to play film, he watches as he drives with no need to see the road...

It is known