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  1. Lagartixa

    Is Poles a genius GM, or just lucky as hell?

    [That's part of what's in the tweet linked above by @EverydayImRusselin] https://x.com/NFCNorthNewss/status/1794049574199288033 Maybe Williams just didn't know what 7v7 means 🤷‍♂️
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    Finally nailing the refs and NFL - DeflateGate timeline

    It appears to have two. 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️
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    Finally nailing the refs and NFL - DeflateGate timeline

    Yes, but... The quarterback had hands that were too small to grip the ball reliably at full within-the-rules inflation pressure; and Underinflated balls are harder to fumble. And the Patriots had ridiculously low fumble rates. Players that fumbled more with other teams before going to the...
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    Official 2024 Seahawks Schedule

    How 'bout Nickelodeon?
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    Dj Dallas' return to Seattle?

    Yes, the whole "has a chip on his shoulder" nonsense, which I see repeated an awful lot around here, comes from people correctly observing that they can make up BS narratives just as well as the talking-head mediots, and incorrectly believing there's some value in that kind of narrative because...
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    Seahawks full schedule leak

    Interesting if it turns out to be right. The Seahawks' first three opponents would be from the AFC, and that would be three of their five games against AFC teams this season.
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    Predicting home opener

    The Jets are on the road in week 1, and even on the West Coast, but it's to play the Gold Diggers in Santa Clara on the Monday night.
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    Predicting home opener

    The Packers might be back in the USA by the day of the Seahawks' first game, but those Packers will have already played the first NFL game in Brazil, which is happening on the Friday (ugh) of the opening weekend.
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    Dremont Jones switching to EDGE/OLB?

    What Jones? Dre'Mont Jones was listed at 286 lbs in the 2018 Ohio State Football Media Guide (the one for Jones's final season at Ohio State) and measured at 281 at the 2019 NFL Scouting Combine. And at that point, he may have actually been significantly slimmed down, because while he was...
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    Do you believe this about Russell Wilson?

    How will they feel about 50 sacks and 6-10 fumbles?
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    Do you believe this about Russell Wilson?

    What was he s'posed to say? "Uh, thanks Mr. Wilson for coming in here and destroying what had been a team on the rise. Thanks for wasting a truly great performance by our defense in 2022 with your bottom-three-in-the-league suckitude. Thanks for being so bad that you got the head coach fired...
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    MJ restructures his deal, creates space

    Well, this way opposing ball carriers will know they've been hit by they've been hit by a smooth criminal. Ow!
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    Bills getting desperate at WR

    Ah yes, the good ol' days when players had zero negotiating power and the owners exploited them even more than they do now. I'm sure the owners share your nostalgia for those days, in the same way plantation owners from the Confederacy missed the good ol' days of 100% employee loyalty after...
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    Do you believe this about Russell Wilson?

    I think the most surprising thing we learned from 2022-23 was that while a lot of people believed Carroll had been holding Wilson back, the reality was closer to the exact opposite - what Carroll's teams could do on offense during the Wilson years was held back by Wilson's limitations. Wilson...
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    Breda Report: The Vilification of Russell Wilson

    I've read a bunch of times in a bunch of different places that the plan is to use a lot of play action. Wilson has been really productive in play action. I'll really be curious to see how it goes.
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    The Auburn of Boom

    So it's "Legion Au Burn" then?
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    NFL authorizes in-game use of guardian caps.

    Imagine how stupid it would be if people who don't work in logging or mining were to say people in those areas couldn't use proven-to-work safety equipment because those people not in the relevant industry didn't like how the safety equipment looked.
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    NFL authorizes in-game use of guardian caps.

    That's not why NFL players make so much money. An NFL player is among the 100 best in the world at what he does. Round the world population down to eight billion, take half of that to get the approximate number of males, take a quarter of that to get the right age range, and you've got one...
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    "What if" moments

    D000000d In the magical 1983 season, the Seahawks beat the oh-so-loathed Raiders twice on their way to making the playoffs for the first time in team history. They rolled through the Broncos in the wildcard-round game, surprised the Dolphins in Miami, and got to the AFC Championship Game...
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    Has the ship sailed again ?

    ...with four bullets.

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