Wilson's new Subway commercial

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The "run or pass" video was pretty cringe too. This guy is trying way too hard (to be someone he's not).
 

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I wonder if the "director" of this train-wreck watched it back and was like "Yes! Nailed it!" More likely they were like "Screw it. This guy is a lost cause. That's a wrap."
I don't think it matters, Team 3 is probably right behind him hyping him up every step of the way. (Team) 3 > 1 (Director).
 

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At this point it's getting hard to think he has the little self-awareness or that his people don't advice him better. It makes me think that maybe he's pushing the envelop on the clinginess just to get the reaction he knows he will get....leaning into it and trolling everyone.
 

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E. coli that morph's into three days of diarrhea can be pretty dangeruss.
The Zorn, Largent dairy farmers of WA milk commercials were good advertising.
 

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At this point it's getting hard to think he has the little self-awareness or that his people don't advice him better. It makes me think that maybe he's pushing the envelop on the clinginess just to get the reaction he knows he will get....leaning into it and trolling everyone.

I think you may be right. In show business, it doesn't matter what people say - as long as they're talking about you. It's worse to be ignored.
 

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He is a complete dork (fake azz ) and I'm glad he's
A member of the dorkos.

He eats that sandwich like a freak.
 

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The collective effort of team3 and second tier employees like John63, ok he may be 3rd tier ie unpaid interns, nevertheless, the group effort has been making Russ look like a clown. A new publicist and media direct are urgently needed in team Russ.

Frankly 12s on dot net are warming up to Russ now that John63 has posted less.
 

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Shit was creepy. I hope it never makes airtime. I saw a response video with a girl tied up that I couldn't quite hear. I'm on my phone and can't figure out how to find it and link it. I'm sure that was a better video.
 

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E. coli that morph's into three days of diarrhea can be pretty dangeruss.
The Zorn, Largent dairy farmers of WA milk commercials were good advertising.

It's difficult for me to express just how much I love the ad called "Hawksome" from Washington's Lottery in 2016. It's not as easy to find as it once was, but...

 

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Omg this thread is too funny, I feel so sorry for this man because once he was likeable.

But (and I know the social change crusaders will attack me as misogynist and racist), but like Prince Harry being destroyed as a man by Meghan Markle, Russell lost himself when he hooked up with Ciara.

The woman is Russell's Delilah. More concerned about wokism and Hollywood than being just a simple normal person like he once was.

It is sad to see how today's world is going. I am sure the Hernia will give some asinine blast over this post.
 

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Omg this thread is too funny, I feel so sorry for this man because once he was likeable.

But (and I know the social change crusaders will attack me as misogynist and racist), but like Prince Harry being destroyed as a man by Meghan Markle, Russell lost himself when he hooked up with Ciara.

The woman is Russell's Delilah. More concerned about wokism and Hollywood than being just a simple normal person like he once was.

It is sad to see how today's world is going. I am sure the Hernia will give some asinine blast over this post.
We don't really know if Russ ever was different besides money.
 

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That commercial completely answers the question: "Why not Russ?"
 
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