Fantasy Draft Commissioner Draws Names

Here's my buddy Derek drawing the names out for draft order. The jerk projected I would finish in fifth and then drew my draft position as fifth.

$150 entry split 60-30-10 for the top 3 scoring teams. $5 per transaction split between the two "Super Bowl" teams.

Jerks drinking and talking shit.

My team? The 3 Finger Suzies. Wish me luck!

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Eeeeew! A bunch of dudes drinking wine in a "mancave"? What the ****?

What's second place, AZT? Bunch of 'mos.

And, you deservedly should have your black card removed.

I hate you.

peachesenregalia":uq4n072x said:

pehawk":uq4n072x said:

And, you deservedly should have your black card removed.

I hate you.

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Tried to warn you, but you're too ******* dumb to take my advise on anything, ever.

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So, KCHawkgirl isn't a girl?

I'm not dumb, asshole, I'm puerile.

I'm not in that video, and I live in Niner country. It's not my fault these guys are wine snobs and foodies.

SacHawk2.0":2r8tmxru said:

I'm not in that video, and I live in Niner country. It's not my fault these guys are wine snobs and foodies.

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Its your fault you hang with them though. They look like the type of guys who would say "Bird on a Wire" if you asked them to name a Mel Gibson movie.

Sac is an angry black man, my ass.

I hate you.

Hey, I take their money at poker and figured I could do the same at fantasy football. What's wrong with taking their money?

So, you exchange dignity for money? That's cool, I guess.

pehawk":350x7r7c said:

So, you exchange dignity for money?

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Don't we all?

Philosophical black man in the house.

**** fantasy football

HawksFTW":88z3v7uw said:

**** fantasy football

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Sarlacc83":1jcjgx6q said:

HawksFTW":1jcjgx6q said:

**** fantasy football

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I really don't care, one way or the other. Both my sons play it, my older son is pretty serious about it, has multiple "big money" leagues, etc. I just like to razz the fantasy geeks, and it is the smack shack so I figured when in Rome or something like that.

HawksFTW":3ekynef7 said:

Sarlacc83":3ekynef7 said:

HawksFTW":3ekynef7 said:

**** fantasy football

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I really don't care, one way or the other. Both my sons play it, my older son is pretty serious about it, has multiple "big money" leagues, etc. I just like to razz the fantasy geeks, and it is the smack shack so I figured when in Rome or something like that.

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You really think I was being serious?

Sarlacc83":2kg0cpa8 said:

You really think I was being serious?

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No. I was just expounding on my previous post.

HawksFTW":1aeyme1e said:

Sarlacc83":1aeyme1e said:

You really think I was being serious?

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No. I was just expounding on my previous post.

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Makes sense. Carry on, fantasy hater.

I have really loose morals. But, I could never play fantasy football because it could force me to root for a team/player I hated. Doesn't anyone have principles anymore?

pehawk":3fuj4fvf said:

I have really loose morals. But, I could never play fantasy football because it could force me to root for a team/player I hated. Doesn't anyone have principles anymore?

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That is pretty much my biggest complaint with it. I understand wanting to flex your football knowledge and all that, but I just find the whole thing contradictory to my idea of fandom. Maybe other people are just better at separating their emotions from their fantasy football team, but I wouldn't be able to do it.

Anyone on this board who plays fantasy football just really isn't a Seahawks fan. Unless their entire roster is Seahawks, they're posers who affections change, daily. ******* posers.

******* bastards.

I don't even know what's worse. The fact Sac kicks it with the whitest, wine-drinking, man-cave having douches...or he's going to draft Sam Bradford and root for the Rams when the play our Hawks?

HawksFTW":3le7x59t said:

pehawk":3le7x59t said:

I have really loose morals. But, I could never play fantasy football because it could force me to root for a team/player I hated. Doesn't anyone have principles anymore?

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That is pretty much my biggest complaint with it. I understand wanting to flex your football knowledge and all that, but I just find the whole thing contradictory to my idea of fandom. Maybe other people are just better at separating their emotions from their fantasy football team, but I wouldn't be able to do it.

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I find that it ends up making me hate players more than liking them, personally. For instance, when Bulaga got hurt, my thought on it was, "Good. That bastard cost me a fantasy victory 2 years ago with a holding penalty." (Seahawks players are sort of exempt because their failures cost real victories. I also have a rule about not starting players against Seattle.)

Why yes I have issues. What made you ask?