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RolandDeschain":1eaf33lv said:
True that. I ain't carrying shite.
[Director's note: this is perfect dialog for the rough draft of the script. Keep it going. Ad lib.]
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True that. I ain't carrying shite.
[Director's note: this is perfect dialog for the rough draft of the script. Keep it going. Ad lib.]
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[Writer's note: Sailor and Roland clink beer mugs and say, "To not making it count." Keep it going. Ad lib.]Seahawk Sailor":kfhyfh7u said:
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Who hired you, Roland?
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Seahawk Sailor":23odogtj said:
Nobody. I walked onto set and no one kicked me out!
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RolandDeschain":1t5ja8bj said:
I too walked on the set.
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SacHawk2.0":ttg01vkz said:
Yeah, but security handed you your ass.
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RolandDeschain":3eep0vkx said:SacHawk2.0":3eep0vkx said:
Yeah, but security handed you your ass.
The hell they did. I'm the Sam Jackson of .NET. Nobody messes with the angry black man!
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SacHawk2.0":3uthqwec said:
*slaps you lightly and mockingly across the face*
Whatcha gonna do, angry black man?
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RolandDeschain":46c6aee7 said:
Ever see Black Snake Moan?
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SacHawk2.0":3vruqwkw said:
I don't watch those kinds of XXX films.
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Zebulon Dak":1eadc4ug said:
You forgot typical.
:roll:
So, a Spike Lee straight-line dolly shot starts in a highrises lobby, and slowly rolls toward the elevator. The elevator door opens to; Diags, Rock, Jsea and platapus sitting in the elevator.
Enter Zeb...
Zeb squeezes into the elevator, giving off that normal creepy vibe only Zeb can. All the others move towards the elevator walls, to give Zeb more room. At this point Zeb starts licking the left cheek of EVERYONE in the elvator (face cheek, you pervs). Everyone stands there confused and saddened by Zebs sexual assault.
At this point the 3rd wall comes tumbling down, Zeb looks into the camera and says "can you guess what I had for breakfast, guys? Smell your faces, guess, c'mon!"
Enter theme music, the seahawks.net logo, then our motto flashes across the screen "Seahawks.net...now with more QB threads and less racism".
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Enter Zeb...
Zeb squeezes into the elevator, giving off that normal creepy vibe only Zeb can. All the others move towards the elevator walls, to give Zeb more room. At this point Zeb starts licking the left cheek of EVERYONE in the elvator (face cheek, you pervs). Everyone stands there confused and saddened by Zebs sexual assault.
At this point the 3rd wall comes tumbling down, Zeb looks into the camera and says "can you guess what I had for breakfast, guys? Smell your faces, guess, c'mon!"
Enter theme music, the seahawks.net logo, then our motto flashes across the screen "Seahawks.net...now with more QB threads and less racism".
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
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pehawk":29rdgiiw said:
I don't like it...... I LOVE IT!!! Just add Dr Diags holding the "less racism" sign and I'll bankmark this tomorrow.
(Sac, please win that tourny, I need a loan)
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Best. Script. Ever.
Easy better than that crap show Peaches was doing anyway.
Easy better than that crap show Peaches was doing anyway.
SacHawk2.0":1ts1ypsb said:
Hey! I think you'll find I was the Coen to Peaches' Coen on that project until my artistic difference/marital break up/horse tranquiliser incident/public indecency charge.
And I will be back shortly to post an idea which is better than the one Pehawk got by spiking David Lynch's ether-soaked "relaxation rag" with mescaline.
You do realise that both of Linda McCartney's legs were buried with the rest of her body?pehawk":334kyoyz said:
If she hears this she will be spinning in her hand-woven traditional native Indonesian death basket.
No cdallan, let's keep this American. You'll add a British accent, which will lead people to believe its a political message supporting the current case OUR supreme court is hearing. No offense, but all Euro accents sound pro gay marriage.
While I support you guys, this isn't the forum.
Now, if you want to add Les yelling at Rock for using the wrong elevator, fine. Something like "rock, that elevators for 3rd floor tenants, and technically you sublease a room on the 3rd floor. So, hit the stairs, Stupid!"
While I support you guys, this isn't the forum.
Now, if you want to add Les yelling at Rock for using the wrong elevator, fine. Something like "rock, that elevators for 3rd floor tenants, and technically you sublease a room on the 3rd floor. So, hit the stairs, Stupid!"
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pehawk":30rhe9xl said:
Right? Or instead of just telling you to hit the stairs he says, "Rock, check your PM's, top left corner of your welcome mat"
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SacHawk2.0":1bdpcq4u said:
Far to difficult of a prima-donna ego to work with. Plus, the craft services bill with his huge posse would eat up half the budget.
