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So watching the NCAA tournament on CBS, TNT and TBS and they keep pimping Bleacher Report who is apparently one of their sponsors. I figure if the worst sports website on the internet can sponsor such a huge event that its time for Mark (Rockhawk) to pony up some cash and get us a .Net Super Bowl commercial.

We got to spit ball some idea's. What you got?

I'm thinking something emotional, loving and sappy. Various .net members hanging out in the Seahawks locker room describing what they love about certain players. Then leaving "Go Hawks!" stickie notes on their lockers.

Or, we could have various members simulate a Seahawks game. Pehawk, as the board midget, would have to play Russell Wilson. Tech worlds could wear his 79 jersey. AKSeahawkfan could return to play the role of Jim Harbaugh, since they're both pretty cranky. The rest of us could be in the stands making meaninless, dumbass comments about the play on the field, you know, playing our usual role.

Come on Mark, get this done.

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What's the cost again? $2m for 30 seconds, isn't it? Have Jester write a check.

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What's the cost again? $2m for 30 seconds, isn't it? Have Jester write a check.


We got Ebay AND Amazon money coming in. Cost should be no object! Or, we could always release Absolute in a cost cutting move.

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This, but reenacted with .NET regulars:



Mark, in an ironic, yet strangely fitting role, plays the part of Danny DeVito.

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I've always pictured Danny DeVito when I read Rocks posts. Good call Sailor.


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I've always pictured Danny DeVito when I read Rocks posts. Good call Sailor.


This strikes me as funny, because I see you as being a lot like DeVito with your posts.

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I've always pictured Danny DeVito when I read Rocks posts. Good call Sailor.


This strikes me as funny, because I see you as being a lot like DeVito with your posts.


Was Devito in a boy band too?


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I've always pictured Danny DeVito when I read Rocks posts. Good call Sailor.


This strikes me as funny, because I see you as being a lot like DeVito with your posts.


We're all Danny DeVito on the Internet. But especially Rock and Pe and you and me.

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INCORRECT. I'm the Danny DeVito OF the internet. Big difference...big difference.


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Sure, Ryan, whatever you say. But The War of .NET? Yes? Potential?

It is, after all, how every damn one of the threads here play out.

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I'm thinking an Adaptation or Senochdine, NY Kaufman type story. Something that weaves the fiction and reality.


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So only Jseahawks comes up with a plan, and the rest of the topic is hack comedy by the usual suspects. Brilliant.

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So only Jseahawks comes up with a plan, and the rest of the topic is hack comedy by the usual suspects. Brilliant.


:lol:

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So only Jseahawks comes up with a plan, and the rest of the topic is hack comedy by the usual suspects. Brilliant.


Heyyyyyyyy! J came up with a plan. I fleshed it out. I even had a bit role for you! It was perfect.

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JSeahawks wrote:
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What's the cost again? $2m for 30 seconds, isn't it? Have Jester write a check.


We got Ebay AND Amazon money coming in. Cost should be no object! Or, we could always release Absolute in a cost cutting move.

That's some funny sheet right there J! :)

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So only Jseahawks comes up with a plan, and the rest of the topic is hack comedy by the usual suspects. Brilliant.


Getting tired and worn down from singlehandedly carrying this web site!

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So only Jseahawks comes up with a plan, and the rest of the topic is hack comedy by the usual suspects. Brilliant.


Getting tired and worn down from singlehandedly carrying this web site!


Your post count being what it is doesn't mean you're carrying anything.

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So only Jseahawks comes up with a plan, and the rest of the topic is hack comedy by the usual suspects. Brilliant.


Getting tired and worn down from singlehandedly carrying this web site!


Your post count being what it is doesn't mean you're carrying anything.


True that. I ain't carrying shite.

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Your post count being what it is doesn't mean you're carrying anything.


True that. I ain't carrying shite.

[Director's note: this is perfect dialog for the rough draft of the script. Keep it going. Ad lib.]

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Nobody. I walked onto set and no one kicked me out!

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Nobody. I walked onto set and no one kicked me out!


I too walked on the set.

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Nobody. I walked onto set and no one kicked me out!


I too walked on the set.


Yeah, but security handed you your ass. :P

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[quote="Seahawk Sailor"]Who hired you, Roland?


Nobody. I walked onto set and no one kicked me out!


I too walked on the set.


Yeah, but security handed you your ass. :P[/quote]

The hell they did. I'm the Sam Jackson of .NET. Nobody messes with the angry black man!

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The hell they did. I'm the Sam Jackson of .NET. Nobody messes with the angry black man!


*slaps you lightly and mockingly across the face*

Whatcha gonna do, angry black man?

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The hell they did. I'm the Sam Jackson of .NET. Nobody messes with the angry black man!


*slaps you lightly and mockingly across the face*

Whatcha gonna do, angry black man?


Ever see Black Snake Moan?

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The hell they did. I'm the Sam Jackson of .NET. Nobody messes with the angry black man!


*slaps you lightly and mockingly across the face*

Whatcha gonna do, angry black man?


Ever see Black Snake Moan?


I don't watch those kinds of XXX films.

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:lol:


You forgot typical.

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So, a Spike Lee straight-line dolly shot starts in a highrises lobby, and slowly rolls toward the elevator. The elevator door opens to; Diags, Rock, Jsea and platapus sitting in the elevator.

Enter Zeb...

Zeb squeezes into the elevator, giving off that normal creepy vibe only Zeb can. All the others move towards the elevator walls, to give Zeb more room. At this point Zeb starts licking the left cheek of EVERYONE in the elvator (face cheek, you pervs). Everyone stands there confused and saddened by Zebs sexual assault.

At this point the 3rd wall comes tumbling down, Zeb looks into the camera and says "can you guess what I had for breakfast, guys? Smell your faces, guess, c'mon!"

Enter theme music, the seahawks.net logo, then our motto flashes across the screen "Seahawks.net...now with more QB threads and less racism".

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So, a Spike Lee straight-line dolly shot starts in a highrises lobby, and slowly rolls toward the elevator. The elevator door opens to; Diags, Rock, Jsea and platapus sitting in the elevator.

Enter Zeb...

Zeb squeezes into the elevator, giving off that normal creepy vibe only Zeb can. All the others move towards the elevator walls, to give Zeb more room. At this point Zeb starts licking the left cheek of EVERYONE in the elvator (face cheek, you pervs). Everyone stands there confused and saddened by Zebs sexual assault.

At this point the 3rd wall comes tumbling down, Zeb looks into the camera and says "can you guess what I had for breakfast, guys? Smell your faces, guess, c'mon!"

Enter theme music, the seahawks.net logo, then our motto flashes across the screen "Seahawks.net...now with more QB threads and less racism".

Thoughts?

Thoughts?



I don't like it...... I LOVE IT!!! Just add Dr Diags holding the "less racism" sign and I'll bankmark this tomorrow.
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Zeb can either play himself, OR it can be played by Linda McCartney's left leg. Totally your call Rock.


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Best. Script. Ever.

Easy better than that crap show Peaches was doing anyway.

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Best. Script. Ever.

Easy better than that crap show Peaches was doing anyway.


Hey! I think you'll find I was the Coen to Peaches' Coen on that project until my artistic difference/marital break up/horse tranquiliser incident/public indecency charge.

And I will be back shortly to post an idea which is better than the one Pehawk got by spiking David Lynch's ether-soaked "relaxation rag" with mescaline.

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Zeb can either play himself, OR it can be played by Linda McCartney's left leg. Totally your call Rock.

You do realise that both of Linda McCartney's legs were buried with the rest of her body?

If she hears this she will be spinning in her hand-woven traditional native Indonesian death basket.

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No cdallan, let's keep this American. You'll add a British accent, which will lead people to believe its a political message supporting the current case OUR supreme court is hearing. No offense, but all Euro accents sound pro gay marriage.

While I support you guys, this isn't the forum.

Now, if you want to add Les yelling at Rock for using the wrong elevator, fine. Something like "rock, that elevators for 3rd floor tenants, and technically you sublease a room on the 3rd floor. So, hit the stairs, Stupid!"


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Now, if you want to add Les yelling at Rock for using the wrong elevator, fine. Something like "rock, that elevators for 3rd floor tenants, and technically you sublease a room on the 3rd floor. So, hit the stairs, Stupid!"


Right? Or instead of just telling you to hit the stairs he says, "Rock, check your PM's, top left corner of your welcome mat"

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Now, if you want to add Les yelling at Rock for using the wrong elevator, fine. Something like "rock, that elevators for 3rd floor tenants, and technically you sublease a room on the 3rd floor. So, hit the stairs, Stupid!"


Right? Or instead of just telling you to hit the stairs he says, "Rock, check your PM's, top left corner of your welcome mat"


Far to difficult of a prima-donna ego to work with. Plus, the craft services bill with his huge posse would eat up half the budget.

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Hey again! I have a rather broad Scottish accent. Imagine James McAvoy's big brother who didn't win a place at a fancy school. It sounds pro-hardening your arteries with saturated fat and using the c-word as a general descriptive term, and anti-everything else.

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Hey again! I have a rather broad Scottish accent. Imagine James McAvoy's big brother who didn't win a place at a fancy school. It sounds pro-hardening your arteries with saturated fat and using the c-word as a general descriptive term, and anti-everything else.


You're in. But the first time I hear a "Mel Gibson" style Scottish accent, you're back to the curb.

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Hey again! I have a rather broad Scottish accent. Imagine James McAvoy's big brother who didn't win a place at a fancy school. It sounds pro-hardening your arteries with saturated fat and using the c-word as a general descriptive term, and anti-everything else.


You're in. But the first time I hear a "Mel Gibson" style Scottish accent, you're back to the curb.


At the time, we all laughed at him and his accent in Braveheart, and said he'd never make a convincing Scotsman.

Now look at him - an alcoholic racist.

I guess he eventually got the hang of it.

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At the time, we all laughed at him and his accent in Braveheart, and said he'd never make a convincing Scotsman.

Now look at him - an alcoholic racist.

I guess he eventually got the hang of it.


Hilarious. Ya know, I like you. We should hang out.

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At the time, we all laughed at him and his accent in Braveheart, and said he'd never make a convincing Scotsman.

Now look at him - an alcoholic racist.

I guess he eventually got the hang of it.


Hilarious. Ya know, I like you. We should hang out.


It's a date - unidentified home game Sep 2014. That's when I next plan to be in Seattle.

Otherwise, I'd be happy to meet up if you have time for a pint of 70 shilling in Edinburgh's Rose Street during the Festival.

I thought the "I have a broad Scottish accent" would have given it away.

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So, a Spike Lee straight-line dolly shot starts in a highrises lobby, and slowly rolls toward the elevator. The elevator door opens to; Diags, Rock, Jsea and platapus sitting in the elevator.

Enter Zeb...

Zeb squeezes into the elevator, giving off that normal creepy vibe only Zeb can. All the others move towards the elevator walls, to give Zeb more room. At this point Zeb starts licking the left cheek of EVERYONE in the elvator (face cheek, you pervs). Everyone stands there confused and saddened by Zebs sexual assault.

At this point the 3rd wall comes tumbling down, Zeb looks into the camera and says "can you guess what I had for breakfast, guys? Smell your faces, guess, c'mon!"

Enter theme music, the seahawks.net logo, then our motto flashes across the screen "Seahawks.net...now with more QB threads and less racism".

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Thoughts?


OK, as everyone still seems to be taking the silkwood shower we all take after the sluice gate to Pehawk's sewer that he calls his mind is opened, I thought that I would revert on a couple of technical points.

Firstly, if Zeb speaks to the camera, isn't that breaking down the fourth wall? If you break down the third wall, then that just means you have a really flimsy set (which, given the
Net server, I am not ruling out for this commercial).

Secondly, can we verify the alleged reduction in racism? I haven't noticed it.

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So is the fact that Pehawk doesn't do anything lewd or offensive an inside joke for the rest of us or just an attempt to make the commercial somewhat marketable? I mean if he isn't 'being Pehawk' he really serves no purpose in the commercial, and as per the JS philosophy might as well be a cap casualty. You also don't have to worry about his ridiculous rider for 12 monkeys and a big horned ram in his dressing room prior to his performance. Something about 'prepping the pipes', whatever that means. I guess it helps with his voice, but he doesn't have a speaking role...

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We cant afford 3 walls, let alone 4 walls, you Scottsman. Come seed my lawn.


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:lol: great thread to read through


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pehawk wrote:
We can afford 3 walls, let alone 4 walls, you Scottsman. Come seed my lawn.


I'm not sure you understand what you just asked him to do, Scottish slang is different than ours.

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