cdallan wrote:Tech Worlds wrote:cdallan wrote:[quote="Tech Worlds"][quote="SeaTown81"][quote="Scottemojo"]Red Bryant is terrible.
I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.
That's right!
Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.
I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.
You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.[/quote]
Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.[/quote]
Not fair argument. A lame Giraffe is a dead Giraffe. If we introduced Lions into the VMAC during pre-season training, then I could see your point.
And I would definitely watch that "Hard Knocks".[/quote]
Then I guess we have come full circle because Red would eat the lion, the giraffe, then polish it off with a hefty helping of cornbread.