That was AK something or other. And old guy like les

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I'm pretty sure that he didn't get banned. I believe a female grizzly took him as a mate.

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"What did I ever do?"

"SeahawkFanHausen by proxy syndrome" Attributed to Duncansdad. Poor Duncan.

AKseahawker? was the dude that lived in a chair down by the river. I gotta say though, he could put up a pretty good argument when he wanted to.

yea the alaska guy was great, he had some medical issues that he had to go back and forth to seattle for treatment. Hopefully hes doing OK. . .

The Dot net PITA.

Yes AK world grind you guys up and excrete you guys out.

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No kiddin, these grade school level kids would be whining to their home room teacher in about 5 minutes.

AKSeahawkfan from Anchorage is a good friend of mine even tho we've never met. He and Kitsapguy worked together when Bruce was lead Admin. Bob just gets tired of the BS here and goes away. He's pretty active on farcebook and we exchange emails. He has a lot of back problems they don't seem to be able to resolve but like Jimmy V nothing like that takes Bob down.

And Dom you're right about the cornbread thing. First thing they made me quit during my seige with that miserable infection.

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Jeff was a pretty good guy, I miss him too. If I'm ever in Bend, Or. I'm going to see if I can look him up. He's a school teacher at the Jr. High level I think.

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lol He's influencing children? Wow

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Agree'd. One of the top 5 posters in .net history, imo.

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Why did he leave?

He basically banned himself if I remember correctly. I might be wrong on the issue, but I think the endless QB debates drove him to lose his shit on here.

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I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.

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Yes, machine-wrapped, WITH BUTTER

I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.[/quote]

Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.

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I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.[/quote]

Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.[/quote]

Not fair argument. A lame Giraffe is a dead Giraffe. If we introduced Lions into the VMAC during pre-season training, then I could see your point.

And I would definitely watch that "Hard Knocks".

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I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.[/quote]

Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.[/quote]

Not fair argument. A lame Giraffe is a dead Giraffe. If we introduced Lions into the VMAC during pre-season training, then I could see your point.

And I would definitely watch that "Hard Knocks".[/quote]

Then I guess we have come full circle because Red would eat the lion, the giraffe, then polish it off with a hefty helping of cornbread.

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What is up with the lousy quoting the past few months?

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Leon Washington 2010-2012 Sidney Rice 2011-2013 Red Bryant 2008-2013 Chris Clemons 2010-2013 Golden Tate 2010-2013
Brandon Browner 2011-2013 Breno Giacomini 2011-2013 - Gone but not forgotten.
Wilson will sign for $18M+ (3/4/2014)

AKSeahawk.

When I first came to this board in '04 he was legendary in his ability to put folks into their place. He never backed out of an argument and could handle himself well. He was a stubborn old goat. I believe he has a website he spends more time on and thus stopped coming around. His brief re-appearance once Carroll came on-board was just a small sample of his old vinegar.

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Leon Washington 2010-2012 Sidney Rice 2011-2013 Red Bryant 2008-2013 Chris Clemons 2010-2013 Golden Tate 2010-2013
Brandon Browner 2011-2013 Breno Giacomini 2011-2013 - Gone but not forgotten.
Wilson will sign for $18M+ (3/4/2014)

I found him hilarious, too bad he hasn't posted here since

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3elieve

He basically decided that anyone who disagreed with him was an idiot, so he banned himself, then he came back with the sole purpose of winding everyone up. Then I think he banned himself again. He was an asshole who for some reason is much revered here. I used to like his posts a lot, and got into some healthy debates with him in the PWR, but he really thought he was never wrong, and would come up with some really ridiculous arguments to try to prove his points when he hadn't a leg to stand on.

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Rzzzzz...

He was a jerk. I thought he was quite smart but Jesus would he argue every element of everything.

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Hey cdallan, you're taking this Red Bryant stuff entirely to seriously.

Techworlds is a lazy sob that spends his time floating around on a tug boat making everyone else do his work for him while he thinks up Red Bryant quotes.

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I just think Dom should pick on someone his own size.

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Hard to know if "Gary Coleman" or "Sally Struthers" is the way to go here....

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Rzzzzz...

What you talking about, Peaches?

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These jerseys suck

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Warner28 was an ignorant poster and this place has been better ever since he left.

Yeah that guy just seemed angry all the time, no wonder he lives in a lawn chair by a river in Alaska by himself.

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I have no idea. It's nuts, though.

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World Champion Seattle Seahawks football. It's an addiction, and there is no cure.

Smart Alec ...

Figured it out.

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Leon Washington 2010-2012 Sidney Rice 2011-2013 Red Bryant 2008-2013 Chris Clemons 2010-2013 Golden Tate 2010-2013
Brandon Browner 2011-2013 Breno Giacomini 2011-2013 - Gone but not forgotten.
Wilson will sign for $18M+ (3/4/2014)

I always liked him. I think he was really smart, he just had a hard time arguing civilly. Man, he had some blow ups hahaha...

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Tanzania¹² "ALERT THE LEGION!!!"

Ahem... Obviously you're still harboring some resentment here.

"It's because he's playing scared" That single assessment was covering quite a few players for awhile. Holy cookie cutter, Batman!

;-)

yeah he did. Very irrational blow ups, too. He is quite smart, but narrow-minded and immutable in his ideas. I miss him.

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Rzzzzz...

IIRC, I typed that one after reading a whole slew of "the sky has fallen" posts. Thanks for the mention Bakergirl.

Giving the theme of this thread a bit more thought, I've got to give CANhawk, Throwdown, and Jester all props for some of the best and gut-bustingly hilarious responses I've read on here over the years.

Deciding what posts are dead serious, and which are meant to be comedic jabs, when there are
no emoticons to work with, is part of the mystique of this place.

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Wasn't Steve Harper AKA Kindome Karlesimo?

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Dunno. Kingdome Karleesimo is the one who went and congratualted the Bears on beating us before our game during I think the 2006 season. He was subsequently called out publicly then banned. I miss him.

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Rzzzzz...

No. Two different people. Harper, for all of his difficulty getting along with others, was a legitimate fan.
KK was a turncoat who claimed to be a fan, but spent all of his time dissing the team and its fans.

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It takes character to win when you get there.
SUPER BOWL XLVIII CHAMPIONS

My friend is an executive within the Bengals organization and he told me that the Seahawks already gave Carson Palmer 75 billion dollars and traded 4 first round picks... wait, that sounds like too much? Oh, they just changed it to 17 million and 3 future picks... oh still too much? I saw them buying a house for him with Paul Allen... I mean, wait what do I need to change to make this legit sounding???

I can help you with that...

Your best friend's daughter babysits for Carson Palmers sister's ex-husband.

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I didn't, that's for sure; and yeah, he could not keep it civil when he was arguing with someone that just wouldn't agree with him or give up. I guess one could call it "forced escalation", lol.


Ignorant poster? No. At least, not regularly; we're all ignorant once in a while. I definitely agree that the place has been better for his absence, though.

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*He can change a win into a loss.
*He can change a loss into a win by getting injured.
*RedAlice is right.

As I mentioned on page one of this thread, the cboom quote will always be my number one. However, "Clipboard Jesus" isn't far behind. Not sure if it originated here or not, but it was genius.

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From the white sands
To the canyon lands
To the redwood stands
To the barren lands

I believe Chargers fans were calling him CBJ before he was ever traded to us.

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Sam Bradford is a game changer.

*He can change a win into a loss.
*He can change a loss into a win by getting injured.
*RedAlice is right.

I always liked to call him Chaz. Dunno why. Just kinda looked like a Chaz...

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I was pretty taken aback when, after a game, he started a thread in the Smack Shack titled "Geekhawk is a dumb m...f..." (not censored, of course) all because I adroitly pointed out with my usual acerbic smartass wit how stupid the stuff he was posting in the Gameday forum was. Because it was. And it needed said. Nope, don't miss him at all. Hard to believe someone like that could live in such a beautiful place as Bend, OR.

Warner was not ignorant. Let's be fair.

He was quite smart. Just very, very, stubborn and he LOVED to debate to a fault.

Ignorant he was not.

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"In Ruskell We Trust"

He's not fat! He's big boned!

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“There’s no reason, with Mr. Allen and the fan base here and the stadium, that this can’t be a stable, long-term winning organization.” - John Schneider

"I think we got over the hump today. I told the team we don't have to talk about 1984 anymore"
Paul Allen after the first playoff victory in 21 years.

I can still remember thinking "wow, its been 21 years?"