All-time favorite .net quote

YaktownHawK":34pm6wc4 said:

CANHawk":34pm6wc4 said:

Your mother is the town pump.

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Just reading that made me crack up again, this was definitely one of the funniest ever Can.

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Yeah, that was a hella fun. Back when Jester, Loaf and I used to like trolling other people's boards. It's funny, now that I have a team that's totally worth bragging about, I don't feel the need to troll anyone. I guess in a way, I've outsourced all my trolling to Richard Sherman!

I totally miss Duncan's Traumatic Dad though. That guy was my muse. He would get so wound up... <sigh> I used to imagine a pissed off little Ricky Ricardo reading my posts on the other end of the computer; waiving his arms and cussing in Spanish (even though I'm pretty sure he was Portugese). Comedy gold. I admit though, I got a little scared when he started talking about his "weapon collection". Sure I live in Canada, but I come visit Seattle a lot. That's all I need is that crazy mo fo blowing me away while I stand in line for Garlic Fries.

I always liked the napkin defensive scheme. Not sure that counts as a quote.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck

GUH!

cvnt

(I can type that here right?)

Scottemojo":1wbcaygl said:

GUH!

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Damn, another one of my gameday chat typos.... :lol:

"Great post Aros. I totally agree."

The cboom thing was so hilarious. Did he ever come back in?

I know it ain't a quote or a meme, but since we're drudging up memories, I thought the Uniform thread was hilarious.

There are a lot of clever, funny guys and gals on here. You guys have me cracking up all the time.

Oh man! the 100 page uniform thread kept me alive that offseason! CLASSIC

Recon_Hawk":2j4tu8j4 said:

Wasn't there a thread titled "Superb Owl" a while back instead of Super Bowl? That created some laughs with all the pictures and Memes made.

Also the thing with DuncunsDad/trauma hawk and Whitehurst was a classic tale.

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I remember pointing that out, but I don't remember it turning into a thread of memes. There are too many threads to keep up with.

I can't handle it anymore, I have to ask.

What is the starfish thing? Probably involves pehawk right? Ive seen people mention it a ton. I've been lurking since 05' and must have missed it.
Anyone have a link?

OMG. I do remember. The season ticket guy who had season tickets to a bunch of teams. I remember pe's question but I must have abandoned the thread before starfish appeared. I remember it got shacked , I'm going to go re- live it all.

Thanks peaches.

peachesenregalia":u3p3mcld said:

rjdriver":u3p3mcld said:

I can't handle it anymore, I have to ask.

What is the starfish thing? Probably involves pehawk right? Ive seen people mention it a ton. I've been lurking since 05' and must have missed it.
Anyone have a link?

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It DOES involve pehawk, and a ticket-scalping troll I helped uncover, as is my wont. Pehawk, using his usual pretentious/ironic non-sequiter thread-hijack move posed the question (and his answer) of his most desired animal to 'have relations' with, and pressed kenlutzbreen for his desired animal. In a stunning move, kenlutzbreen gave his answer as simply 'starfish?' and generated much laughter, and my first and probably only custom moniker on this forum.

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Perhaps the dreaded chocolate starfish?

The funniest post for me this year was by Montana. I can't remember what the original post topic was, but about midway through the thread someone says,

"Well it's not like anyone thought we were going to the Super Bowl this year"

and Kearly pipes in on the next post, "I did."

To which Montana replies,


http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt ... Ag&dur=472

I can't believe this got to four pages, and no one has said "I'm the *************** stache!", yet.

That thread was epic; and stupid as hell, lol.

dunceface":heuepft7 said:

Oh man! the 100 page uniform thread kept me alive that offseason! CLASSIC

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Someone needs to pull up CANhawk's masterpiece of Peyton Manning in a Seahawks uniform.

RolandDeschain":97rdp1r9 said:

I can't believe this got to four pages, and no one has said "I'm the *************** stache!", yet.

That thread was epic; and stupid as hell, lol.

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Linuxpro with the legal advice!!! :rofl:

For a recent thread concerning free agency:

OP: James Harrison released, anyone want to give him a shot?

Scottie: You mean, like with a gun?

From the .NET game day chat

RolandDeschain: This makes me want to stab babies

Some other poster: I have extra hangers if you need them!