I speak only for myself, but perhaps others.
I was talking with my 13 year old son the other day about the crude talk that Jr high kids often engage in. He hears it all day and gets that it's just part of being that age. I told him that as we get older there are two kinds of people in this world: People who talk about sex and people who are having sex.
That said -- I'm sick of that small group of people who respond to any Seahawks transaction in terms of their own penis. It stopped being adorable like 2 minutes after the beastquake run. Believe it or not, there are some members on this board who are adults. I know, shocking to believe.
So from now on anyone who posts that they ejaculated because the Seahawks signed a backup long snapper -- I'm marking your user account as 'FOE' which means I won't see anything you post ever again. I don't expect you to care, but at least I get to take some small amount of control over the situation.
Because I went through Jr high once already, and once was enough.
Please resume your regular offseason euphoria.