My friend is a jerk...

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My friend is a jerk...
Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:26 pm
  • So my friend is all like "Hey dude you're supposed to turn your clocks ahead today. It's spring forward." And I was all like "Nice try dude...but it's still winter". What a jerk trying to trick me into turning my clocks ahead.
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Re: My friend is a jerk...
Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:33 pm
  • I went to the store last night at 1:30 to get a beer and the dude rang it up and stuck it in the bag, but before I could pay him for it another dude comes in the store and says "is it too late to get a beer?!" and the clerk looks at his watch and decides that it is in fact too late to sell beer. I'm like "dude, it's still only 1:30, the time doesn't change till 2:00" but he was all "nooooope. that's not how it works for us" and takes my beer out of the bag and cancels the transaction. So I went across the street and bought a beer from the other store who apparently better understands how concepts like time work.
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Re: My friend is a jerk...
Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:20 pm
  • The moral of the story is, buy enough beer at 8:00 to last through the night, and it IS an hour earlier than yesterday, like it or not.
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Re: My friend is a jerk...
Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:30 pm
  • Largent80 wrote:The moral of the story is, buy enough beer at 8:00 to last through the night


    1:30 AM is a perfectly acceptable time to buy beer.
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Re: My friend is a jerk...
Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:34 pm
  • Why does the government hate people who work graveyard shifts?
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Re: My friend is a jerk...
Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:23 am
  • and what possible trouble can you get into with beer you buy at 4am that you can't get into with beer you buy at 1:55am? if you're buying beer at 1:55am you're more than likely already drunk, if you buy beer at 4am you're more than likely getting off the graveyard shift.. idk
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