http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_ ... _Evil.html
1st statement is, girls require time and money. Anyone care to argue this statement?
Girls = Time X Money
And we all know time is money.
Time = Money
Girls = Money X Money = (2) Money
And because "money is the root of all evil.":
Money = the square root of evil
So, we are forced to conclude with out a shadow of doubt that,
Girls equal Evil.