"I'm Russell Wilson and I throw a sexy deep ball"

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  • Discussing deep balls always makes me smile...
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  • I love deep balls.
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  • Love to hear players talk about the balls they toss.
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  • What.....no "Go Hawks"? Russell is slacking these days.
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  • Love sexy deep balls. Balls deep sexy love.
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  • Love the porno music too
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  • Nothing like going balls deep.
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  • I want Russell to throw me deep balls..
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  • Blitzer88 wrote:What.....no "Go Hawks"? Russell is slacking these days.

    Naw. His robot software just got updated so he can assimilate more human emotion than just "Go Hawks!"
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  • I hope all this attention doesn't go to his head.
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  • I love when Russel cocks back for the deep balls, cuz I am confident it is going in for the score.
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  • Sexy deep balls huh? I would love to see all the posts about this on here had Kaepernick said those words LOL.
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  • Yes you do Russ. Yes you do.
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  • NinerLifer wrote:Sexy deep balls huh? I would love to see all the posts about this on here had Kaepernick said those words LOL.


    I guess we'll never know.
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  • NinerLifer wrote:Sexy deep balls huh? I would love to see all the posts about this on here had Kaepernick said those words LOL.


    Maybe he could say something nice to his arm.
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  • NinerLifer wrote:Sexy deep balls huh? I would love to see all the posts about this on here had Kaepernick said those words LOL.


    Lack of bicep-kissing tends to make Wilson saying it come off in a not-overly-douchey way. Just sayin'.

    @ The OP...OH MY GOD, that is hysterical. The 70s porn music in the background building up to it is priceless.
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  • NinerLifer wrote:Sexy deep balls huh? I would love to see all the posts about this on here had Kaepernick said those words LOL.

    dudes balls gotta drop before he can discus deep balls... lol
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  • And he doesn't even smile, just keeps that same straight face. This guy would be priceless on Saturday Night Live.
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  • SalishHawkFan wrote:And he doesn't even smile, just keeps that same straight face. This guy would be priceless on Saturday Night Live.


    And he would actually memorize his lines unlike the regular cast who just read off the cue cards and don't even try and hide it. Damn, that show is crap.
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  • I'm glad I'm not the only one desperately searching for a "balls deep" joke to post in here.
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  • NinerLifer wrote:Sexy deep balls huh? I would love to see all the posts about this on here had Kaepernick said those words LOL.


    kinda hard for Kaep to be sexy in any fashion when his face looks like a deformed penis already. face it, male genitalia just isn't sexy. oh wait, I forgot, it is in San Fran.
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  • lol i just watched again so i could listen to the sexy 70s porn music damn that is funny.
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  • Meh. Looks like it pained him to say 'I throw a sexy deep ball.' He's not comfortable bragging about himself, and I'm sure that part wasn't his idea. In contrast, he looked totally comfortable tallking about checking the Safety and throwing to a spot as opposed to the WR.
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  • HawKnPeppa wrote:Meh. Looks like it pained him to say 'I throw a sexy deep ball.' He's not comfortable bragging about himself, and I'm sure that part wasn't his idea. In contrast, he looked totally comfortable tallking about checking the Safety and throwing to a spot as opposed to the WR.


    I had the same impression. I hope Wilson starts rejecting the media's attempt to make a joke out of his skills.

    If I was Russell I would have a serious sit-down with my agent over the quality of my brand name.

    By itself it is probably no big deal.
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  • You people have issues. ..
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  • OahuHawkFan wrote:You people have issues. ..


    Suggesting Wilson should be protective of his image is "having issues"?

    Perhaps you do not understand the nature of public relations and the job of a publicist to famous people and brand names.
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  • OahuHawkFan wrote:You people have issues. ..


    Wow, a grand total of 4 posts to your name and you throw out this tripe. Glad you waited till you had a post with substance.
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  • My comment was fairly general so as not to offend any one individual. But what got me was just the embarrassment factor of this thread. If you picture Russel Wilson reading it (which I couldn't help but do), some of the comments made send football Homerism to a level where he's gotta be thinking, "get off my jock folks!"...

    So with the above clarity, if you're offended and believe I was talking about you, my apologies. I'll chalk it up to a long off-season, and VERY bored Seahawks fans I guess...

    Oh, and I may have a low post count, but I've been a Seahawk fan since I was old enough to become a football fan in the early 80's... I've always thought the whole "tenure" based on post count thing is a pretty pathetic standard to base a point on (no matter which board you're referencing). Criticize WHAT I post all you want.

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  • Post count does kind of say something on a MESSAGE BOARD. Understand that nobody used it to question your fandom. It was noted that out of 4 posts at the time, one of them (25% of your posts) didn't really contribute to the conversation, but rather, was a vague and broad judgment call on other fans. Usually the people who get away with that sort of thing are the ones who have been around a long time, have posted a lot (often in the thousands), and know each other well. And even then, they usually call each other on it. We're all fans, so it's cool. I'm still learning the nuances of message board interaction myself.
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  • Zebulon Dak wrote:I love deep balls.


    I love balls deep.
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  • You people have issues...
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  • I love when our receivers catch Wilson's sexy balls. Hold onto them. They are fragile.
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