The Associated Press reports that the bill, which is headed to a floor vote, would change the state’s definition of “private parts” to include “the nipple, or any portion of the areola, or the female breast.” The bill stipulates that the punishment a woman receives if she exposes her breasts depends on why the woman did so. “Depending on whether such exposure is judged to be ‘for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire,’ the woman could be charged with a felony, punishable by up to six months in prison for first-time offenders. More mundane exposure would be a misdemeanor meriting up to 30 days in jail,” the AP reports.

Cover those ankles up you salacious whores!

Also, having lived in Spain for a number of years, and frequenting the (nude) beaches quite a bit even with small children, I have to say it was a breath of fresh air to see how they treat public nudity there and elsewhere in Europe. No big deal. It's a body, and everyone has one.

It bothers me how much Americans are scared of what "God" has given us. If you want to show your tits, who gives a fuck? Whip out your cock on a beach to get a sun tan? Why not?

As long as you're not going around molesting people what's the big deal?

Hooray for the American Talibangelists!

All women should please line up to be sized for your burkhas.

Talibangelists?!?

That's epic dude!