Hawknballs wrote:RW played baseball and football despite being 'too short'.
what I want to see is a funny commercial about RW deciding to try basketball, having some pundit say he's too short, and dunking over someone.
This can continue in other commercials about all the other things russell isn't able to do.
"RW you must be this tall to ride this ride, sorry" SO RW rides piggy back on a midget in a trench coat to get on the ride and does it anyways.
RW's mom hides cookies on the top shelf. RW throws a ball that roccochets around the kitchen and knocks the cookies into his hands.
I could go on all day with really bad cliches like this.
Recon_Hawk wrote:Now watch the entire State of Washington switch their car and home insurance
Throwdown wrote:Hawknballs wrote:RW played baseball and football despite being 'too short'.
what I want to see is a funny commercial about RW deciding to try basketball, having some pundit say he's too short, and dunking over someone.
This can continue in other commercials about all the other things russell isn't able to do.
"RW you must be this tall to ride this ride, sorry" SO RW rides piggy back on a midget in a trench coat to get on the ride and does it anyways.
RW's mom hides cookies on the top shelf. RW throws a ball that roccochets around the kitchen and knocks the cookies into his hands.
I could go on all day with really bad cliches like this.
Can you even be too short to play baseball? all them dudes look like munchkins.
Tru2RedNGold25 wrote:Us as Niners fan have every right to rep Niners all day everyday when we have the hardware to back it up do can u guys say that???
Winterfell wrote:I think it would be pretty funny if Russell Wilson's commercial revolves around him being TOO tall for various activities/things. Go for an ironic angle.
Like he's lining up to go onto a ride at a theme park or water park and just as it gets to his turn, the attendant ushers him away for being above the height limit (it's a kid's ride). Then he's getting fitted at the shopping mall for new clothes and the sales rep brings him pants that are way too short. He plays a pick-up football game with a bunch of elementary school kids in his neighborhood in the street or at a park and gets revered by the kids for basically being the tallest player. Etc. Anything else you guys can come with, lol.
hawksfansinceday1 wrote:I already had American Family for my vehicle and home owners insurance. Fate I tell you, fate!!
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Tech Worlds wrote:He is endorsing alot of stuff. Isn't this what we used to make fun of Payton Manning for?
Recon_Hawk wrote:Now watch the entire State of Washington switch their car and home insurance
The Radish wrote:Recon_Hawk wrote:Now watch the entire State of Washington switch their car and home insurance
Not likely since I truly hate their commercials. People thinking they are quality singers when in reality its like having fingernails scratching a blackboard.
Hawken-Dazs wrote:I can't stand hearing AmFam commercials on the radio! Especially when they play it back to back. It gives me road rage.
ImTheScientist wrote:This guy is the closest thing to beast mode we will ever see. You got a glimpse of that yesterday. He was instantly my favorite player when they signed him. Give the dude a chance and don't overreact or overthink preseason. Go Hawks. Lacy will rush for 1,100 and 10TDs. Bend the knee.
Recon_Hawk wrote:So the commercial had a good message, I guess, but jeeze, blink your eyes and you would have missed RW.
Tru2RedNGold25 wrote:Us as Niners fan have every right to rep Niners all day everyday when we have the hardware to back it up do can u guys say that???
Throwdown wrote: Can you even be too short to play baseball? all them dudes look like munchkins.
razgriz737 wrote:Recon_Hawk wrote:So the commercial had a good message, I guess, but jeeze, blink your eyes and you would have missed RW.
Apparently I blinked at the wrong time. I missed it completely.
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