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Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:31 pm

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Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:38 pm
  • I thought you were referencing Miami and I came in very skeptical.
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:39 pm
  • Its sad that every day millions of tuna get caught in Dolphin nets.
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:26 am
  • pehawk wrote:Its sad that every day millions of tuna get caught in Dolphin nets.


    It does add a little flavor though.
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:01 pm
  • God you guys suck... :34853_doh: Grow some heartstrings would ya... you robots!

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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:19 pm
  • Dolphins are a lot smarter than humans.

    They saw people start to form societies and thought "maybe we should wait until those dumb mofos kill each other before we start ours."
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:06 am
  • For the record, and for what it's worth (let the jokes begin), I've heard some people claim that Extraterrestrial races have referred to dolphins as "Water Humans".

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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:58 am
  • They've also referred to apes as tree dolphins.
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:19 am
  • They're almost TOO smart, could be a potential threat. I'd launch a nuke into the ocean and write "This one's for nothing, Flipper".

    Dolphins, apes/chimps, humans are only animas to use tools, right? Dolphins use sponges applied to nose, to root around in rough ocean floor.
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:15 pm
  • And yet they run into slow moving ships that don't maneuver and they jump playfully out of the water in a little Cove in Japan called Taiji, but they never jump over the 6" floats holding the nets where they wait to be slaughtered... and they never tell their complex social structures about the BAD places from which dolphins rarely escape.

    Color me skeptical on cetacean intelligence. Trainable, yes, but so is my dog. And the mirror thing is cuz mirrors that cross the water/air interface make rainbows.
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:45 pm

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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:58 pm
  • SouthSoundHawk wrote:
    rastahawk wrote:Too bad not every body thinks they're cute and intelligent

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10861279



    Well, now they don't get shit. Didn't think that one through very well...


    I wish they would literally get shit. Slaughtering wildlife for not collecting ransom is about as stupid as anything gets. That conservation group should have probably thought about educating the villagers about conservation rather than promising to pay money. That never works in the long run.
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:48 pm
  • If they were so smart why don't they get out of the damned water.
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:38 am
  • Maybe they know they're high in protein and are sacrificing themselves for our benefit?
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Re: Dolphins are just frickin' smart...
Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:49 am
  • Simpsons did it.
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