Personally mines @Earth_Pics, so damn cool, but also makes me jealous that I gotta wake up everyday and see the same crap everyday.

https://twitter.com/Earth_Pics

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Great topic. Always looking to see some other Twitter accounts of interest. Followed @Earth_Pics myself. Cool stuff.

My Twitter account is probably boring as whaleshit to 99% of the folks here, as it's predominantly agents/editors/other publishing types (mostly nerdy young women in NYC), but there are a few I really enjoy that folks here might like.

For sports, The Fake ESPN is a pretty great follow. Keeps you up with the sports news, with a heavy dose of humor and sarcasm.

https://twitter.com/TheFakeESPN

I also like seeing stuff from Honest Toddler. For humor, especially if you've had kids, it's spot on and really damn funny.

https://twitter.com/HonestToddler

Life in Publishing and Slushpile Hell are pretty funny accounts, with mostly links to Tumblr pages full of gifs describing the life of publishing, and short outrageous blurbs from queries. From what I know of the business, they're pretty damned accurate, too.

https://twitter.com/LifeNPublishing
https://twitter.com/SlushPileHell

Self-Published Hulk is also a funny look at the publishing industry, from the viewpoint of the recent surge in self-publishing.

https://twitter.com/INDIEAUTHORHULK

And for interesting people, I suggest author Joe Hill, and actor Rainn Wilson.

https://twitter.com/joe_hill
https://twitter.com/rainnwilson

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If you're not following Dadboner ( https://twitter.com/dadboner ), then you're not doing twitter right!

Here's a list of his most popular tweets.
http://favstar.fm/users/dadboner

Aaron curry is really entertaining...he doesn't say anything funny or interesting though. He's really been on a long political, gun-policy rant lately and its hilarious to me. The guy has too much time on his hands.

Hunter Moore - 20yo girls nudes rewteeted all day n night.

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Lawd Hammercy!

another person I really recommend, if you're into ignorantly funny stuff is @iDisrespectHoez, dude kills me.

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Darnell Dockett's money too this was a few ago;

DARNELL DOCKETT ‏@ddockett
Is it close to being a Chinese New Year? My neighbor is cooking some bullsh*t in the yard @ putting up Christmas lights! Where's my BB gun?

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lol Justin Durant from the Lions is a good NFL player to follow as well

@JDurant52

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I think Doug Baldwin's favorite twitter is mine. You know, he favorites my tweets, replies to my tweets, etc. We're BFF's. You guys wouldn't understand, we talk about Stanford and being pro athletes, you have no context.

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After not tweeting for about a year, Titus Young went on a really random twitter tirade yesterday. It was pretty funny.

http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2013/1/22 ... rant-lions

"Mens Humor" is a pretty good one too.

never tweeted never will.. closest i'll get to it is looney tunes...

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Who you follow makes all the difference in determining whether your feed is Loony Tunes or a viable news feed.

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i like to consider myself more of a leader than a follower.. suppose that dooms me to the twitter idiology,,,

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They don't make a big enough one of these --> to adequately respond to that post

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If you're talking football besides Seahawks players, the punter for Indy is pretty good: @PatMcAfeeShow
In general the obvious funny follows are Rob Delaney, but less popular and just as funny is Eddie Pepitone.

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And it's funny he says that because the real 12th Man Rising (the one he boosted that avatar from) is Twitter crazy.

Seriously though.... everyone that feels the need to pop in and say dumb shit like "I don't follow twitter because I don't want to hear about people's poops" need to just sit down and stay quiet because they clearly haven't the foggiest idea what they're talking about.

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+1 to both of these. Non-Tweeters need to STFU and GTFO of related threads. You're like an old man saying he doesn't need any of that smartphone BS techno-crap and then ranting about how you had to walk uphill both ways to and from school 73 miles in 20 feet of snow. Shut it, nobody cares, go away.

touchy subject i guess.. i'll go away now limping ...

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Why the old man hate Space Cowboy? Maybe you should have said L80 (though he changed his tune on Smartphones)? j/k Rob.

On-Topic. That Epic Earth tip was amazing Touchdown.

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old man hate? first off i'm 46.. secondly i don't hate twitter any more than i hate car engines... i couldn't tell you the first thing about twitter, or the anatomy of a car engine.. nor do i care to learn about it..

i thought twitter was something you used to follow your favorite actor, athelete, performer, whatever.. according to Absolute that's not the case.. so rather than continue to show my ignorance , i'll leave this thread to the people who know what they're talking about...

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