Russell Wilson is.......

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....a myth. He walks among his people on Mt. Olympus at night and returns to lead us mortals during the day.
 

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There is only one man that EVER intimidated Chuck Norris. That man is Russell Wilson.

After watching Wilson's back-to-back three game blowout of the Cardinals, Bills and 49ers. The country of France decided to issue an unconditional surrender to Russell Wilson. Just to be on the safe side.

If the energy of Russell Wilson's throwing motion could be harnessed, after just one pass; It's enough energy to power the entire country of Australia for 37 minutes.

The NFL has decided to suspend the MVP award. At least until Russell Wilson retires. The NFL figured it would be demoralizing to all the other QB's in the league if just one player won MVP for the next decade.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is considering opening up a temporary prize category, so Russell Wilson can be awarded the Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, the committee is having a hard time coming up with a category 'name' to prize a person with so much "awesome"..

Chuck Norris and Russell Wilson walked into a bar, it instantly exploded for no building could contain such awesome. Chuck Norris is not allowed to attend a Seahawks game in a closed stadium for this very reason.

Legend has it that any fertile female that comes within 3 yards of Russell Wilson, will mysteriously end up pregnant the next morning. Wilson has fathered more children than Gengis Khan.
 

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Also, think about this one... Russell Wilson is....OURS!!

If that doesn't that bring a smile to your face, you're not a dyed in the wool Seahawks fan.
 

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Zowert":1j8wx2ak said:
After watching Wilson's back-to-back three game blowout of the Cardinals, Bills and 49ers. The country of France decided to issue an unconditional surrender to Russell Wilson. Just to be on the safe side.
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C'est pas si drole ça! Se moquer de la France c'est un peu cliché. Make fun of the Germans, the real perennial losers.
 

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4 wins away from becoming a legend in Seattle.
 

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... not a rookie anymore. I keep reading rookie this and rookie that but the man has 16 starts under his belt.
 

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a pioneer, and a leader .... and a man who doesn't define his skillset by his stature, rather by his play on the field
 

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chris98251":2m64ff0t said:
Russell Wilson is........

What Chuck Norris wants to be like.....
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Whew, almost hurt yourself their kid, but l'm here to save ya :idea:

Now let's finish what you typed....."Russell Wilson is what Chuck norris wants to be like (okay here is where I save ya) if Chuck Norris were himself a mortal. ;) Ok, your safe, Chuck Norris is forgiving


Go Hawks!
 
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