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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is.......  Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:19 am |
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....a myth. He walks among his people on Mt. Olympus at night and returns to lead us mortals during the day.
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Strong safety Kam Chancellor, a 6-foot-3, 232-pound rhinoceros in cleats.....REED ALBERGOTTI
Put them together, and this long-limbed, fleet-a-foot foursome forms a formidable force. ....Clare Farnsworth referencing the best NFL secondary also known as the "Legion of Boom"
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:29 am |
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RW is looked up to by 6'4 qbs.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:35 am |
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There is only one man that EVER intimidated Chuck Norris. That man is Russell Wilson.
After watching Wilson's back-to-back three game blowout of the Cardinals, Bills and 49ers. The country of France decided to issue an unconditional surrender to Russell Wilson. Just to be on the safe side.
If the energy of Russell Wilson's throwing motion could be harnessed, after just one pass; It's enough energy to power the entire country of Australia for 37 minutes.
The NFL has decided to suspend the MVP award. At least until Russell Wilson retires. The NFL figured it would be demoralizing to all the other QB's in the league if just one player won MVP for the next decade.
The Norwegian Nobel Committee is considering opening up a temporary prize category, so Russell Wilson can be awarded the Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, the committee is having a hard time coming up with a category 'name' to prize a person with so much "awesome"..
Chuck Norris and Russell Wilson walked into a bar, it instantly exploded for no building could contain such awesome. Chuck Norris is not allowed to attend a Seahawks game in a closed stadium for this very reason.
Legend has it that any fertile female that comes within 3 yards of Russell Wilson, will mysteriously end up pregnant the next morning. Wilson has fathered more children than Gengis Khan.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:44 am |
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Russell Wilson is to me what a woodwind is to an orchestra. SWWWEEEET MUSIC TO MY EARS!
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:53 am |
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:46 am |
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...is all that, and a bag of chips
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:55 am |
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DynoHawk wrote: ...is all that, and a bag of chips nice avatar 
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:07 am |
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Sprfunk wrote: RW is looked up to by 6' 4" qbs. I like this one.
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"Wilson will come in there pissing lightning and crapping thunder! Watch out!" ... Tech Worlds, 5/9/2012
Endzorn, 3 min. later... "Football aside, I would pay money to see that. I'm serious."
Moved to Seattle in 1980. Hawks fan for 33 years and counting.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:10 am |
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Also, think about this one... Russell Wilson is....OURS!!
If that doesn't that bring a smile to your face, you're not a dyed in the wool Seahawks fan.
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"Wilson will come in there pissing lightning and crapping thunder! Watch out!" ... Tech Worlds, 5/9/2012
Endzorn, 3 min. later... "Football aside, I would pay money to see that. I'm serious."
Moved to Seattle in 1980. Hawks fan for 33 years and counting.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:11 am |
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I heard Russell Wilson uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:14 am |
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Zowert wrote: After watching Wilson's back-to-back three game blowout of the Cardinals, Bills and 49ers. The country of France decided to issue an unconditional surrender to Russell Wilson. Just to be on the safe side.
. C'est pas si drole ça! Se moquer de la France c'est un peu cliché. Make fun of the Germans, the real perennial losers. _________________
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:33 am |
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4 wins away from becoming a legend in Seattle.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:55 pm |
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... not a rookie anymore. I keep reading rookie this and rookie that but the man has 16 starts under his belt.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:00 pm |
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a pioneer, and a leader .... and a man who doesn't define his skillset by his stature, rather by his play on the field
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:09 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:27 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:43 pm |
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My choice for quarterback even if I could choose any other in the league.
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[RE Lynch's foot injury] He'll be fine. Better to rest him at this point. Pretty sure he has the playbook down.
"Get ball from Wilson, run over bitches".
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:33 pm |
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chris98251 wrote: Russell Wilson is........
What Chuck Norris wants to be like.....  Whew, almost hurt yourself their kid, but l'm here to save ya  Now let's finish what you typed....."Russell Wilson is what Chuck norris wants to be like (okay here is where I save ya) if Chuck Norris were himself a mortal.  Ok, your safe, Chuck Norris is forgiving Go Hawks! _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:33 pm |
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The best thing to happen to the hawks since Steve Largent.
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Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is....... Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:39 pm |
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...cannot be contained within three dimensions, so must exist within the multi-verse.
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