Bob Griffin works. And with "the third" moniker he needs to have a monocle photoshopped over his right eye on all of his pictures.
Of course Russell's middle name is Carrington. How is THAT for a blue blood name? Awesome...
...and with one kiss of his bicep he proved, without a shadow of doubt, that he was every bit as much of a DBag as his coach, and most of his team's fanbase. Finally, he could call himself a Niner!