zhawk wrote:foxor, if that's all true, then I was rolling on the floor with glee. if not and you created that, you are a literary genius, as I rotf with glee! I lived 28 years in 49er territory and have been to quite a few games and I am very happy to finally get some validation. I no longer live there, moved to texas, but all my friends and acquaintances will remember me today. they may not remember me fondly, but they will remember me. well done sir!

I wish I could take credit for creating those. But I found them here: http://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/niner ... read-week/

There are many more gems. Too many. So many I had to stop...

In fact, there's like 400+ pages of stuff in that thread. It started like a week before the game, where all of the Whiners' fans are talking about how bad they're going to beat us down...that thread should be cited as a case study in bi-polar fandom. Maybe we aren't as kneejerk as we all think.

Tech Worlds wrote:I get that we are all lesbians up here but now we are atheists too?

They're just jealous because they used to the go-to city for lesbians and atheists.

At least they'll always have their creepy old nude guys walking around Union Square...

DohBoy

What an epic win last night. This thread is amazing!

I have a buddy who is a 9er fan and he gave me his prediction of the game and I quote "49ers will jump out to a big lead and RW won't lead you back"

Good call!

Niner tears are like sweet mana from heaven!

the benny hill runs are scary as hell to watch when it's live but when you know russell comes out of them unscathed and usually the defense gasping for air, they are so fun to watch after. i wonder if he's laughing like a 5 year old everytime he makes someone miss. roadrunner indeed.

blue 22 wrote:"I feel like I'm stuck in a seachicken's wet dream."

made me el oh el

That was my favorite as well..

Thanks Fox for putting this together. Exactly what I was looking for. 9ers fans can suck it.

Thank you. That was great!

There are few things that bring as much pleasure as seeing your enemies
running in small circles squeaking hate.

What happened to that smug superiority 9ers' fans typically show.

Seahawk Sailor wrote:

dunceface wrote:

kearly wrote:Some of the best and most epic threads .net history have happened this year. The Manning thread. The Flynn thread. The Lookalikes threads.

Don't forget the 100 page uniform thread!

Or the Russ Photoshop thread.

And yes, those quotes are real. Read them myself.

Holy crap! The Russell photochop thread! How could I forget?? So classic!

Fox0r wrote:"Damn that slippery worm"

I laughed long and hard at that. Thread of the season.

Notice there are no 9er fans to be found here in our forum. Lol

Wow...they are literally the worst people in the world

Wow I just looked at their equivalent of "Random Thoughts" and they are calling for someone to take out Carroll and Sherman... Funny stuff, but incredibly classless. I'm almost shocked at some of those comments.

They also think Harbawww is the one who moved Sherm to CB, when Sherm did it after Harbawww moved him to the bottom of the depth chart at WR for getting surgery....

One thing to remember about 49er fans. They're Raider fans when the 49ers suck. And we all know what kind of people Raider fans are.

SE174 wrote:Keep it classy, whiners.

Keep it Classy? LOLOLOLOLOLOL, for most 9r fans that was as classy as they can get.
I haven't had a good laugh like that in Years, "MIDGET" BWAAAHAAAAHHAAA.
I love it that Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson are so highly thought of LOL.
Seahawks have to "Cheat To Win" ,HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!

JSeahawks wrote:One thing to remember about 49er fans. They're Raider fans when the 49ers suck. And we all know what kind of people Raider fans are.

BINGO and J just won the internets again

JSeahawks wrote:One thing to remember about 49er fans. They're Raider fans when the 49ers suck. And we all know what kind of people Raider fans are.

Yeah, it's gotta be sumthin' in the water down there, of course it doesn't help when you drink outta the toilet like the dog does.

They are just such bad people

LOL, I liked this one...

#3: screw Paul Allen and his acoustic wizardry

"Kaep looked scared, unconfident and more like a rookie than Wilson.

Wilson was pissing me off with his Speedy Gonzales moves."

"Dline was so slow..Wilson running around, so many missed tackles..what the heck was that about?"

"Yes and no. That is being undisciplined. Discipline comes from coaching. We are starting to look very Raiderish"

Tech Worlds wrote:I get that we are all lesbians up here but now we are atheists too?

I'm a lesbian...I LOVE women!!!!

I was reading this thread myself. I had to stop, couldn't handle it anymore. I just knew they'd be jumping from buildings. Is Cali having a medication shortage?

Great post man!

Wow. Don't think I've ever heard our fans wish injury on a rival even what a bunch of classless douchebags.

drdiags wrote:Made this one part of my signature:

"Pray to the LORD now...Seattle are a bunch if heathen atheist Canadians."

I am sure CANHawk approves this message

Lol. Amen i do!

JesterHawk wrote:Wow. Don't think I've ever heard our fans wish injury on a rival even what a bunch of classless douchebags.

We have, but it has always been just a person here or there. Nothing remotely like the 49ers fans. I also read that entire ~345 page thread, and remember almost all of those quotes from there. It's legit.

They hate us so much right now, it's hilarious.

I'm sorry but the "screw paul allen and his acoustic wizardry" is the best.
there are other gems , but many are kind of "frat boy" variety in comparison

still chuckling on that one.

sc85sis wrote:Man, all that wishing death and injury to people--not cool!

I've also been an Eagles fan since the late 80s and they were the first team to put a court room and jail right in the stadium....so I have some perspective. 9ers fans over the last couple years and been some of the worst I've ever seen though. And to think there was a side of me that felt bad for their fall from grace after being good for so long.

...back to my point, even among Eagles fans with their firsts in the judicial system at NFL stadiums they've never been so low to consistently say the heinous things 9ers fans do as far as injury and death. There are always some from every team, but I can't stress enough how terrible 9ers fans have become.

And they were thumping their chests for weeks after the first encounter. They were exposed in this game, and we are taking over the world, pretty simple really.

The Niners are so easy to hate.. here's reason why.

Worst fan base in the league, can't wait for their window to slam shut and all these idiots to go back to being Raider fans

Largent80 wrote:And they were thumping their chests for weeks after the first encounter. They were exposed in this game, and we are taking over the world, pretty simple really.

I was reading through a couple of their sites last night. Even after this whuppin they are claiming that the refs were bad (missed holding calls) and that the New England pace really affected them as far as being tired and such.

Funny how they forget that when we played them the first time we were just coming off the Patriots game. Also, we had to play on a Thursday night which didn't give us as much time to recuperate.

I'm beginning to really dislike 49er fans...

JSeahawks wrote:One thing to remember about 49er fans. They're Raider fans when the 49ers suck. And we all know what kind of people Raider fans are.

That's very true and vice versa!

After you boil it all down and get through the BS they are spewing , the hate they are showing towards our team is RESPECT, whether they like to admit it or not!

This is what I immediately thought of when I saw this picture...

Here's another gem from a different website.

Random 49er fan wrote:The Seahawks were bound to beat us eventually, sadly it is in very ugly fashion, and holy **** it's not even the 4th yet....my god

The last part where he realizes it's still the 3rd quarter just absolutely cracks me up.

In Fran Tarkenton's day there were no message boards but fans and opoposing team members talked about him in the media all the time.

And the comments I read here about him are just about the same as the ones about him. They made me laugh then and I wasn't a Vikings fan. You just couldn't help but marvel at the little guy making the opposing defenses look like Larry, Curly, & Moe.

Al Michaels noted a couple of times that the defensive linemen were getting gassed just trying to catch up with Wilson and showed pictures of them with their tongues virtually hanging out.

He will get caught now and then but his linemen have realized they need to keep blocking and make ways for him to escape. Lets hope we get this entertainment for years to come.

at the beginning of the year there was a game where RW was running around back there and a flag for holding was thrown. The commentators blamed RW with the comment "what is a guy supposed to do when he hangs on to the ball that long". Now RW is great moving around

I want to give some credit to his teammates as well. Keep making the LEGAL blocks. If RW goes down so be it but more times than not as long as you keep making the legal blocks he will keep avoiding the tackles / sacks and do one of three things

1) Run for yardage
2) pass to an open WR
3) Have no qualms / problems with just simply throwing it away

Do your job and let the qb figure out the rest. It ticked me off when the commentators blamed the hold on RW......

SeahawkDreadlocks wrote:Wow I just looked at their equivalent of "Random Thoughts" and they are calling for someone to take out Carroll and Sherman...

Kip has no equivalent.

MontanaHawk05 wrote:

SeahawkDreadlocks wrote:Wow I just looked at their equivalent of "Random Thoughts" and they are calling for someone to take out Carroll and Sherman...

Kip has no equivalent.

Perceived equivalent. We all know 49ers fans are both classless (see how many literally want dead Seahawks players) and clueless. (See: their forums.)

SOOOOOOOOOO CLASSY!


I like how after this game, a lot of people here wished their hurt players quick recoveries...instead of damning them.


Way to be 12th Man!

Well, you can't tell how classy or classless a fan base is after a blowout win. It's very easy to be gracious in those circumstances. That being said, it's rare to see anyone here wish death upon an opposing player or team even after a heartbreaking loss; and for that, I am proud. Unfortunately, I fear that once we've won the Super Bowl, we'll start seeing a lot of less classy posters. Mods will be busy, and Rock will have to promote quite a few more over time to be mods, methinks.