Gems from the 49ers Message Board:
After 1st Seahawk TD:
"blow out upcoming"
"Aldon will get after this mdiget, hes scared of us."
"Screw the rain"
During 2nd Seahawk TD drive:
"We are getting Pacquiao'd"
"the fix is in"
"Good thing I poured a double for my first drink......."
"Wow. They are on pace to score 50"
"Wow. Seattle, as an organization, is just outclassing our 49ers.
The Seahawks are gonna PWN the 49ers for years to come. Russell Wilson is just godlike, and Pete Carroll >>>>>> Jim Harbaugh."
"The Seahawks are going to win multiple SB's over the next five years with Wilson and Carroll."
"It is almost time to start watching the Sound of Music or something else less painful than seeing the Niners get rolled by our bitter rivals......."
After Gore Fumble:
"Hope you guys like Green Bay in January."
After 2nd Wasted Time-out Caused by 12th Man Domination:
"Watch the f**king play clock Suckernick"
"STOP CHANGING THE DAMN PLAY WITH 4 SECONDS ON THE PLAY CLOCK DAMMIT!!!"
"WOW this timeout thing is driving me nuts, along with Russel WIlson dancing through the damn rain drops every play and flinging the ball all around the back yard for strikes"
"We don't have 20 timeouts"
"put alex in this is ridiculous."
"Why cant we be that loud at the stick?"
After Vernon Davis got jacked the eff up by Kam:
"f**kING DIRTY ASS SEACHICKEN b***hES! VD better NOT BE HURT!"
"Cheap piece if crap Seahawks. I hate you losers. You're going nowhere IF you make the playoffs. I hope you're team plane goes down. Screw you!"
"Holy s**t, VD got jacked the up.
"Typical Seahawks, gotta cheat to win."
After Blocked Kick TD by Bryant/Sherman:
"W T F"
"Akers should be left in Seattle. POS!"
"HOLY s**t! WHAT A GREAT PLAY BY SHERMAN! HARBAUGH, YOU SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED HIM, YOU DUMBASS!"
"WROST NIGHT EVER"
"Someone took their adderall today."
"I don't think we'll go very far. The Seahawks are gonna dominate the league for a while."
"Man Akers sucks!
Richard Sherman is a freaking cheater. Enjoy your suspension, you ugly prick!"
"Time to injure some Seahawks. Game's pretty much over so gotta take something out of this game."
After another CK7 Delay of Game:
"I feel like I'm stuck in a seachicken's wet dream."
"This team is a dumpster fire right now and Kaepernick is mostly to blame."
"Die of a heart attack Pete Carroll you piece of crap. Burn in Hell."
"Matt Barrows @mattbarrows Crowd vs. Kaepernick: two time outs, two delay-of-game penalties ..."
"Break his feeaking little legs."
"Wilson is schooling the 9ers. And we all laughed when Seattle drafted him"
"I wouldnt mind the unnecessary roughness if it was on Wilson."
"Pray to the LORD now...Seattle are a bunch if heathen atheist Canadians."
"Man... Id trade Kaep for Wilson in a heartbeat"
"I have never in my life seen such a s**t show..."
"hey look their qb knows what a play clock is"
"Right now I'm thinking Andrew Luck made Harbaugh and Roman"
"ouch so i hope they don't run up the score on us lol"
"49ers aren't as good as Seattle. Hope we don't play them in the playoffs."
After Kaepernick Sack to end 2nd QTR:
"This dumb ass really think he's Steve Young"
After Wilson Benny Hill scramble:
"You suck Aldon."
"Damn that slippery worm"
"My TV would be destroyed if he got the first."
" midget...hit him harder and harder..."
"This is humiliating. No one can tackle."
"This kid gets on my nerves.
"....someone take out Wilson....I don't care if its a late hit, make him think about it the next time he wants to stroll around back there."
"JUST HIT HIM!!!! AND there is NO WAY they didn't have an illegal man downfield"
"Someone kill him we look like a bunch of idiots"
"He almost to small to tackle...."
"Would take him over Kaep in a heart beat when Kaep tries to get away from a sack he loses 10 yards"
After Manningham's Unfortunate Injury:
Manningham is hurt. f**k
You've gotta be kidding me.
"That cheap b*tch diving to injure Manningham. I'd freaking kill Wilson in retaliation"
"eww manningham is done. You could see his knee pop"
"Manningham jusy blew out his knee"
"How many people is Kap gonna hurt? Late pass again!"
"Nice Kaep. get your players hurt. Throw the ball dumb ass..."
"God I hate Seattle."
"Im sorry but Kaep is straight up FULL *mod edit* when it comes to WR screens!!! "
After another Russell Wilson scramble:
"Wilson just punking our D like he's still in college"
"Wilson is the new Kurt Warner, meaning he's gonna be a thorn in our sides for years to come."
"Come on D. Hurt that little prick. I want him out for the season."
"WOW makes our QB's look rinky dink"
"Man, Russell Wilson is REALLY elusive..."
"Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL Can't see Niners coming back unless Montana throws 4 TDs to Rice here in 2nd Half"
"Pete Carroll is such scum."
"Just sick. At his current pace, Wilson will be Brady with legs by next year."
"I've never wanted a player hurt so bad as wilson... All it takes is one hit if we can catch that little, and hopefully we get carrol too.."
"#1: Screw Colinsworth, s**tty ass wouldacouldabeen receiver
#2: screw Pete "I scissor Russel Wilsons wife every night" Carrol
#3: screw Paul Allen and his acoustic wizardry
#4: screw Harbaugh and his poor coaching
#5: screw Justin Smith being hurt
#6: screw being HandiKaeped "
"Russel Wilson = Drew Breews 2.0 Kaepers**t = Troy Smith 2.0"
"wilson is legit god damnit"
"We've done a decent job on Lynch after that first td but Wilson is unstoppable. Don't even know how much our D is to blame."
"I hate Pete Carroll so bad. What kind of sissy last name is that? I hope u die in your sleep tonight you smug piece of crap!"
"Seahawks will own the NFC West for years to come."
"Wilson is damn good, may be the second coming of the lord god tolzien. This kid deserves ROY honors over RG3 IMO, i hate to say that, but the dude shifts, pump fakes makes 11 guys miss and throws TD's right after, hes really good, D coordinators will figure out how to slow down these new type QB;s though. Guys like Rodgers and Brady will still rule the roost, and a pure pocket passer probably wins the SB this year"
"We unfortunately do not have the best QB in the NFC West again. Looks like it will be Seattle's division for a while."
"What's your deal?"