Is this a banned substance?

http://www.menslifehealth.com/article/c ... sy+Section

What about this?

haha amazing, every single link on that page takes you to a "BUY ELEVATE GF" site

Your subject should have been...

A solution for the only thing holding Wilson DOWN.

We should just let this joke bomb a little bit more...

I get what you are trying to do, but .. meh... The dude is not being held back buy it at all, and I understand how incredibly annoying this crap must be for Russell because I am about 5 ft 6 and hear this kind of stupid crap all the time. Sorry, I just think the whole issue needs to be put to bed.

CaptainSkybeard wrote:I get what you are trying to do, but .. meh... The dude is not being held back buy it at all, and I understand how incredibly annoying this crap must be for Russell because I am about 5 ft 6 and hear this kind of stupid crap all the time. Sorry, I just think the whole issue needs to be put to bed.

Imagine how Pehawk and MysterMatt feel!

CaptainSkybeard wrote:I get what you are trying to do, but .. meh... The dude is not being held back buy it at all, and I understand how incredibly annoying this crap must be for Russell because I am about 5 ft 6 and hear this kind of stupid crap all the time. Sorry, I just think the whole issue needs to be put to bed.

Russell wonders why you are comparing him to someone that short - he is nothing like a 5' 6" guy that would never work

Seems like people will never run short of Russell Wilson jokes....

peachesenregalia wrote:

CaptainSkybeard wrote:I get what you are trying to do, but .. meh... The dude is not being held back buy it at all, and I understand how incredibly annoying this crap must be for Russell because I am about 5 ft 6 and hear this kind of stupid crap all the time. Sorry, I just think the whole issue needs to be put to bed.

Imagine how Pehawk and MysterMatt feel!

Imagine how Tom Cruise feels!

CaptainSkybeard wrote:I get what you are trying to do, but .. meh... The dude is not being held back buy it at all, and I understand how incredibly annoying this crap must be for Russell because I am about 5 ft 6 and hear this kind of stupid crap all the time. Sorry, I just think the whole issue needs to be put to bed.

I'm 6' and at 65 years old, still haven't grown up
The problem with Wilson taking this stuff would be that his team mates would probably start taking the stuff too, and all would be for naught.

Maybe Wilson will inspire the first successful 5 foot 6 NFL QB with his 5 10 ness. I mean at that point, you can hide behind the line so its a bit of an advantage. Look at NO's Darren Sproles, 5 foot 6 very successful RB.

What's so funny ?

I just bought 6 bottles of that stuff.

Giblien wrote:

What about this?

hahahahahahaha!

CaptainSkybeard wrote:I get what you are trying to do, but .. meh... The dude is not being held back buy it at all, and I understand how incredibly annoying this crap must be for Russell because I am about 5 ft 6 and hear this kind of stupid crap all the time. Sorry, I just think the whole issue needs to be put to bed.

Ok, we'll put it to bed. We're talking the little bed that Goldilocks's sleeps in, right?

Unfortunately all 3" of growth from that stuff would take place on your head.

Was that 3rd pic really necessary?

Wiseguy wrote:Was that 3rd pic really necessary?

Not at all

Sorry about that, hope this makes you more comfortable:

SalishHawkFan wrote:Seems like people will never run short of Russell Wilson jokes....

I see what you did there. C'mon, cut him some slack. We're only a few small games away from the playoffs.