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Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:48 pm
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Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:52 pm
  • Can't catch me, I'm the Maple-Bar Man :)
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Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:54 pm
  • Catch crotch fever :shock:
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:54 pm
  • HOLD MAH DIIIII- oh wait.
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Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:54 pm
  • "Well its not Darren Sharper, but he can HOLD MAH DIIIIICK"
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:55 pm
  • "Don't make me squeeze the filling out of your maple bar, Tate"!
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:03 pm
  • He was "Giving him the business"

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    Must strip the football...what the hell...
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:06 pm
  • He wants the D.
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:07 pm
  • Today: Kelvin Hayden, DB, Chicago Bears.

    Ten years from now: Kelvin Hayden, TSA Agent, Chicago O'Hare International Airport.

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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:07 pm
  • ...or are you just happy to see me.
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:11 pm
  • -OK here's the plan guys, when he gets close enough you run and jump and make a diving grab of his dick, then I'll run over and tackle him
    -But why wouldn't I just tack...
    -Just do it!
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:16 pm
  • Chrome_Seahawk wrote:Can't catch me, I'm the Maple-Bar Man :)


    WINNER.
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:22 pm
  • Lovie Smith: "Do something that will cause the receivers to lose their concentration..."

    Hayden, a fast thinker decides to give Tate a handie!
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:37 pm
  • Pictured: "Hayden isn't even good enough to hold Tate's jock"...

    err, or something like that. Can't really figure out the bet way to use that dis.

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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:41 pm
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Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:56 pm
  • "U feel that bro?"
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:15 pm
  • Wrong ball
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:18 pm
  • "Not every Bear fully understands Lovie's "strip the ball" mantra on defense."
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Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:25 pm
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:27 pm
  • "This would feel completely normal if I went to Penn State." -G.T.
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Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:50 pm
  • Can't touch this!
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:55 pm
  • He was told to get his hand on the ball........
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:18 pm
  • I'm in
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:35 pm
  • Gold and jewels down there.
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:38 pm
  • Damn Tate I can't get my hand around that.
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Re: Caption contest
Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:43 pm
  • Put that SOB into "OVERDRIVE!"
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