Okay, there's a way to remove that curse. Next time the Hawks play, put it on your new big screen, then don't watch the game. This is very important. Never let your eyes stray to the game no matter what you hear. instead, you have to give all your attention to your wife. Listen to her talk about anything, whatever it is.
Hawks are guaranteed to win one of the most exciting and talked about games all year and you'll miss it, but the curse will be removed.
THAT curse anyways....
Richard Sherman doesn't just wanna get in your head, he wants to build a vacation home there.
R. Sherman: "I don't want to be an island. I want to be a tourist attraction. You come, I take your money & you go."