Can anyone photoshop Wilson into our new uni?

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  • CANHawk wrote:I would just like to point out that when she's not un-hinging her jaw to swallow medium sized rodents whole, Mrs. Wilson is actually a total cutie...

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    She IS a cutie. It's just unfortunate that she became infamous because of her inopportune jaw dropping.





    That said, the scary thing about this image isn't her mouth, it's her eyes.

    Her mouth is just saying, "Look, see how big I am?"

    But her eyes are saying, "Go ahead, stick a finger in there, I dare you!"

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  • I'm sooooo late to this party, but just had to revisit this gem.
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  • Largent80 wrote:Dyno put up some very good ones too.

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  • HawkAroundTheClock wrote:I'm sooooo late to this party, but just had to revisit this gem.


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  • Zowert wrote:Can't let Mrs. Wilson off the hook...

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    OMG the best! :lol:
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  • Throwdown wrote:
    HawkAroundTheClock wrote:I'm sooooo late to this party, but just had to revisit this gem.


    YESSSSSSSSSSS!


    LOL... Man, it's been a fun off season! :thirishdrinkers:
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  • NY12, that made me laugh, and laughing made me cough. Damn you!
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  • Gotta bump this to keep it rolling at the top of the page. Thread of the year! :th2thumbs:
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  • NY12 that is a work of art

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  • LMAO!!
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  • Damnit...forgot to change the "A" to an "R"...oh well. The A stands for Awesomesauce.
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  • my version...
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  • Wow.

    Just, wow.
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    That is seriously freaky awesome.

    I feel a Bushwick Bill picture in the offing...
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  • Page 9....Instant Classic
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  • ok page 9 is where this thing went terribly wrong , I havent laughed this hard in a while.
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  • nwgamer wrote:
    Zowert wrote:Can't let Mrs. Wilson off the hook...

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    OMG the best! :lol:


    Now that I think about it - I'm kind of a jerk for visually comparing Mrs. Wilson [a hot young housewife] to Jack Torrance [classic 1980 film; The Shining] who is basically the exact opposite, a psychopath that brutally murders people.

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  • I'll just leave this here...

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  • hidn wrote:I'll just leave this here...

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  • DynoHawk wrote:Image


    That may appear eerily prognosticatory looking back on it.
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  • Well, this thread is hilarious, so I had to get my .02 in before it dies. Some pics are made for photoshoppin'
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  • Thank you. All of you.
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  • Dear sweet Jesus I hope Russell Wilson sees this thread and gets as good a laugh out of it as we all have.
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  • DynoHawk wrote:Image



    This is the best thing EVER....Red Shirt JACKSON!
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  • TriCHawk wrote:Well, this thread is hilarious, so I had to get my .02 in before it dies. Some pics are made for photoshoppin'
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    Nope, I was wrong. THIS is the best thing ever.....
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  • Funny, I started to work with that TIME cover yesterday, but then I abandoned the project thinking it may have crossed the line. What was I thinking? There IS no line! (Well, other than a RW birth scene.)
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  • SeahawksBMX wrote:Funny, I started to work with that TIME cover yesterday, but then I abandoned the project thinking it may have crossed the line. What was I thinking? There IS no line! (Well, other than a RW birth scene.)

    Haha. My picture was deleted on the grounds of bad taste, as it should have been. It was a RW birth scene. No joke.
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  • SeahawksBMX wrote:Funny, I started to work with that TIME cover yesterday, but then I abandoned the project thinking it may have crossed the line. What was I thinking? There IS no line! (Well, other than a RW birth scene.)


    Man, when I saw the Time cover yesterday the first thing I thought of (after "holy sh**!") was this thread. Like I said, some pics are made for photoshop.. I figured someone would beat me to to it. Posting the original cover might be more over the line...
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  • OK. What is the deal with not being able to see some posts? It just says Image. That's it. I am thinking it is either a setting on the forum or my browser settings. I use Firefox.
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  • Wow. I saw this thread when it first came out, and for the life of me couldn't figure out why there were 10 pages! Just spent the last 1/2 hour laughing my ass off. Thanks guys!!!
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  • Fox0r wrote:
    Credit goes to my friend Erik for the below idea -- I think I did him proud in my follow through. Sorry Mrs. Wilson -- we love you.

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    OMG! This really IS the best thread ever. I lost it on this one.
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  • Dear God, how did I miss this thread??

    I just read through and damn near soiled myself...hilarious stuff.
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