Can anyone photoshop Wilson into our new uni?

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  • So glad I read this thread!

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    My nickname for Wilson....Silent Russassin. He's calm and collective and will KILL you silently. No smack talk, no warning, kills you silently while getting the job done!
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  • You need to throw in a crying Rex Ryan LOL
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  • pinksheets wrote:This what you're looking for?


    I know there's other brilliance here, but I can't get past this.

    I think we need to sign Wilson's wife as a pass rusher to spell Clemons and Irvin. She just needs to make that face at the QB, and he'll wet himself.
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  • This is a Top 5 Funniest Thread of all time!
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  • Throwdown wrote:
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    LMAO

    Lol. Def. My fav!

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  • Bakergirl wrote:Is this really what we want people to see the first time they visit this site? This should be in the shack.


    Excellent point. This thread definatly has become hijacked and beyond absurd. Let me make an effort to get it back on track and football related. I honestly dont see much of a difference at all between andrew luck and russell wilson. I truely believe the only think keeping wilson from being a top 5 pick is is height. Thoughts?


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    Oh, and also, just in case Russell Wilson does look at this site, dude, we love you!! This is all done with good intentions and joy in our hearts. I sincerely hope and think that you will be the long term solution at QB that we've been looking for!
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  • JSeahawks wrote:
    Bakergirl wrote:Is this really what we want people to see the first time they visit this site? This should be in the shack.


    Excellent point. This thread definatly has become hijacked and beyond absurd. Let me make an effort to get it back on track and football related. I honestly dont see much of a difference at all between andrew luck and russell wilson. I truely believe the only think keeping wilson from being a top 5 pick is is height. Thoughts?


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    This thread has abundant awesome!
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  • Funny stuff here.... :lol:
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  • Our next biggest fan.
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  • Ok, lets get a little serious

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  • I would just like to point out that when she's not un-hinging her jaw to swallow medium sized rodents whole, Mrs. Wilson is actually a total cutie...

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    I was going to make a comment about how a mouth that big might prove to dispell some of the concerns about RW's "size", but decided that would be in poor taste. CANHawk's got yr back R-Dubbs! :th2thumbs:
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  • I am proud to say that the creation of this thread is my single greatest contribution to Seahawks.net over the last 2.5 years.

    However, I've got to say that without you psychos it would have never evolved into this excellence.

    Damn...I'm proud to be a part of this community.
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  • Man do we have some really creative people here!! Excellent stuff, one and all. And yes this is an epic, HOF thread.
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  • CANHawk wrote:
    I was going to make a comment about how a mouth that big might prove to dispell some of the concerns about RW's "size", but decided that would be in poor taste. CANHawk's got yr back R-Dubbs! :th2thumbs:


    Well, you just DID make that comment. Oh, SNAP! I sure hope RW doesn't see this thread.

    (If you're reading this though, it's all in good fun!)
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  • A few of our other rookies: (I tried to put Bruce Irvin's head on a sharks body chomping Alex Smith but I failed miserably... maybe someone with more skills then I can recreate that image?)

    Robert "The Hulk" Turbin:

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    Bobby "the ninjaturtle" Wagner:

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    Winston "The wolf... Cleaner" Guy

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  • I want to play along!
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  • JSeahawks wrote:Man, I knew he was short and going to have a hard time seeing over the o'linemen, but this is ridiculous!

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    Oh, man, J. You just peaked. Brilliant.
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  • Top three best threads I've seen (any board)
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  • I read this thread last night and thought I was going to wake my son up with my incessant cackling. Now I've made the mistake of revisiting it at work. I may be looking for a new job soon.
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  • DynoHawk wrote:Ok, lets get a little serious

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    I love how he has one white hand. Like C-3PO has one silver leg:
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  • Ah, what the heck...

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  • Sorry, had to.


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  • DynoHawk wrote:Sorry, had to.


    Much better!
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  • JSeahawks wrote:A few of our other rookies: (I tried to put Bruce Irvin's head on a sharks body chomping Alex Smith but I failed miserably... maybe someone with more skills then I can recreate that image?)

    Robert "The Hulk" Turbin:

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    Bobby "the ninjaturtle" Wagner:

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    Great job on the Bobby Wagner one J! :th2thumbs:
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  • I thought this one was funny.

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  • DynoHawk wrote:Sorry, had to.


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    Best one yet!
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    WHYYYYYYY????
    IM DEAD
    IM DYING
    TOO MUCH LAUGHING...NOT ENOUGH BREATHING....
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  • I want to throw my hat into the ring... :D
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  • BlueTalons wrote:I want to play along!


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    This is beyond epic.
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  • I made the mistake of browsing new entries in this thread in my phone during a company meeting yesterday. Lost it while the CEO was hiving a speech. Got plenty of glares.

    I love this thread. Have to look at it like five times a day.

    The Russell Fawcett one killed me during the company meeting.
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  • sadhappy wrote:I thought this one was funny.

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    Her maiden name really is "Meem."

    That's too good to be true. :lol:
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  • We need to sticky this thread. EPIC!!!
    I have been checking for the daily chuckle.
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  • He's taking Whitehurst's spot on the bench, so I figured this...

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  • Can't let Mrs. Wilson off the hook...

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  • Zowert wrote:Can't let Mrs. Wilson off the hook...

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    Omg. Awesome.

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  • DynoHawk wrote:Image

    I've been slain again! This is the best thread ever.

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    Credit goes to my friend Erik for the below idea -- I think I did him proud in my follow through. Sorry Mrs. Wilson -- we love you.

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