Anyone know where I can get a twatwaffle?

A collection of NET's best and most memorable threads. Predictions, debates, laughs, and X's & O's. Rating: PG to NC-17
  • After hearing the term here at .NET, I'd like to try one. Maybe with some blackberry syrup. Anyone know where to find them?
    Image
    Les - "Mark, you're my favorite player"
    Mark - "Mine too!"
    User avatar
    RockHawk
    * NET Landlord *
     
    Posts: 3999
    Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:23 am
    Location: Owner's Box


  • the mirror
    Image
    User avatar
    AbsolutNET
    * NET X's & O's Guru *
     
    Posts: 8684
    Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:24 am
    Location: PNW


  • AbsolutNET wrote:the mirror


    Still laughing. :th2thumbs:
    SEAHAWKS.NET. We All We Got, We All We Need
    User avatar
    Scottemojo
    *Scott of Smacksville*
    *Scott of Smacksville*
     
    Posts: 10514
    Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:14 am


  • I can't stop laughing now...
    "God bless America, and God bless the Seattle Seahawks" - Cortez Kennedy
    User avatar
    HoustonHawk82
    * NET Mechanic *
     
    Posts: 5720
    Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:51 am
    Location: is not important, when you're good.


  • AbsolutNET wrote:the mirror


    Christ. So much WIN in just 2 words. Mark, you just got F'd in the A.
    Rzzzzz...
    User avatar
    peachesenregalia
    * NET Starfish *
     
    Posts: 10421
    Joined: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:29 am
    Location: Helm's Deep


  • Damn it.

    Abs, you just fucked your next 3 paychecks, dipshit.
    Image
    Les - "Mark, you're my favorite player"
    Mark - "Mine too!"
    User avatar
    RockHawk
    * NET Landlord *
     
    Posts: 3999
    Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:23 am
    Location: Owner's Box


  • I thought the username said Rocketman!
    Image
    User avatar
    AbsolutNET
    * NET X's & O's Guru *
     
    Posts: 8684
    Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:24 am
    Location: PNW


  • haha goddam it.
    Image Image Tanzania¹² Image "ALERT THE LEGION!!!"
    User avatar
    Zebulon Dak
    * The Producer *
    * The Producer *
     
    Posts: 13920
    Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:57 pm
    Location: King In The North


  • El. Oh. El.
    President of the Perfect Parents Society - est. 2013
    User avatar
    JesterHawk
    * Smackmeister *
     
    Posts: 6973
    Joined: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:56 pm


  • In between trusticles and twunt in the Urban Dictionary.
    “We need to be challenged, ... and we need to be under the gun to respond.” --Pete Carroll
    User avatar
    nanomoz
    *GOLD SUPPORTER*
    *GOLD SUPPORTER*
     
    Posts: 4539
    Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:20 pm
    Location: UT


  • Scottemojo wrote:
    AbsolutNET wrote:the mirror


    Still laughing. :th2thumbs:



    Ya here too. Genius!!!
    Morpheus08
    NET Starter
     
    Posts: 403
    Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:28 pm


  • Oh the lulz, the lulz are killing me over here...
    Image
    Man up, stand in line.
    User avatar
    Smurf
    * NET Fan Boy *
     
    Posts: 4184
    Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:08 am
    Location: Brier, WA


  • Blackberry syrup, damn they better be shaved.......
    Image

    To Be P/C or Not P/C That is the Question..........Seahawks kick Ass !!!!
    Used to be an Alumni till they pulled a USC on me...
    .Net official Clueless, Dumbass, Douche, Simpleton, CensoredTard , Idiot, member of the 38 club.
    User avatar
    chris98251
    NET Veteran
     
    Posts: 9687
    Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:52 pm
    Location: Renton Wa.


  • A+ Absolut. A+.
    Super Bowl Champions XVLIII
    User avatar
    Sarlacc83
    * NET Philistine *
     
    Posts: 14363
    Joined: Fri May 01, 2009 8:02 am
    Location: Portland, OR


  • AbsolutNET wrote:the mirror

    I just fell out of my chair. And the first response to the OP too.
    Image
    Thank you Matt.
    User avatar
    ssbond008
    NET Starter
     
    Posts: 388
    Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:28 pm
    Location: Olympia


  • August, twenty eleven.

    After years of failed attempts Matt makes a funny.

    :roll:
    Image
    Getting ready for some football
    User avatar
    The Radish
    * NET Radish *
     
    Posts: 18347
    Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:18 pm
    Location: Spokane, Wa.


  • The Radish wrote:August, twenty eleven.

    After years of failed attempts Matt makes a funny.

    :roll:


    Worth the wait, IMO. Absolut-ly brilliant.
    President of the Perfect Parents Society - est. 2013
    User avatar
    JesterHawk
    * Smackmeister *
     
    Posts: 6973
    Joined: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:56 pm


  • :192214:
    Image
    User avatar
    Largent80
    NET Ring Of Honor
     
    Posts: 22062
    Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:38 pm
    Location: NFL WORLD CHAMPIONS 2013-2014


  • AbsolutNET wrote:the mirror



    OUCH! That one stung. :th2thumbs:
    GhostHawk
    NET Rookie
     
    Posts: 272
    Joined: Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:28 am
    Location: Lewiston Idaho


  • AbsolutNET wrote:the mirror


    Just retire now Absolute
    Hawkfan509
    *SILVER SUPPORTER*
    *SILVER SUPPORTER*
     
    Posts: 1025
    Joined: Mon May 04, 2009 2:09 pm
    Location: Tri-Cities


  • :192214:

    HAHA man i needed that lol
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:I <3 Box
    User avatar
    BoX916
    NET Veteran
     
    Posts: 689
    Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:10 am
    Location: Sacramento, CA


  • Ive been to a couple IHOP's where my pancakes were served by twatwaffles!
    seedhawk
    NET Veteran
     
    Posts: 2457
    Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 5:51 am


  • A twatwaffle is what Largent80 leaves in his panties after he watches a scary movie with his Uncle Jessie.
    User avatar
    morgulon1
    NET Veteran
     
    Posts: 3486
    Joined: Sat May 02, 2009 10:07 am
    Location: Spokane, Wa


  • Godspeed twatwaffle! Godspeed!

    Nobody cares about my tapatalk.
    Image
    User avatar
    Tech Worlds
    * Capt'n Dom *
    * Capt'n Dom *
     
    Posts: 9071
    Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:40 am
    Location: Granite Falls, WA


  • just sayin. Tavarias "twatwaffle" Jacksuck
    User avatar
    morgulon1
    NET Veteran
     
    Posts: 3486
    Joined: Sat May 02, 2009 10:07 am
    Location: Spokane, Wa


  • Wow. The original response was priceless! Pure comedy gold.
    World Champion Seattle Seahawks football. It's an addiction, and there is no cure.
    User avatar
    Seahawk Sailor
    * Natural Rubbing Action *
     
    Posts: 18137
    Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:23 am
    Location: The beautiful PNW


  • morgulon1 wrote:just sayin. Tavarias "twatwaffle" Jacksuck


    goldentate81, is that you?
    President of the Perfect Parents Society - est. 2013
    User avatar
    JesterHawk
    * Smackmeister *
     
    Posts: 6973
    Joined: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:56 pm


  • no it is I. Morgulonius Jackson
    User avatar
    morgulon1
    NET Veteran
     
    Posts: 3486
    Joined: Sat May 02, 2009 10:07 am
    Location: Spokane, Wa


  • I think we can all agree that Rock just needs to look for posts by Galerp, now.

    Edit: Add Zagman13 to this list. The trolls are coming out of the wood work.
    Super Bowl Champions XVLIII
    User avatar
    Sarlacc83
    * NET Philistine *
     
    Posts: 14363
    Joined: Fri May 01, 2009 8:02 am
    Location: Portland, OR


  • AbsolutNET wrote:the mirror


    Epic "WIN!"
    Image
    User avatar
    Blitzer88
    * NET Eeyore *
     
    Posts: 10819
    Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:47 am
    Location: Pasco, WA




It is currently Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:42 am

Please REGISTER to become a member

Return to [ THE ARCHIVES ]




Information
  • Who is online
  • Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest