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  • What's the dumbest movie you've seen in the past two or three months?

    It's Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters by a mile, for me.

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  • I freely admit to watching it for one reason and one reason only*. That said, I'd watch a sequel, assuming Gretel is still played by Gemma Arterton.

    *Mostly.
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  • A London Hawk wrote:I freely admit to watching it for one reason and one reason only*. That said, I'd watch a sequel, assuming Gretel is still played by Gemma Arterton.

    *Mostly.


    Hafta admit, if she's naked in a sequel, I'll prolly watch it, too.
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  • I make it a point to not pay to go see dumb movies.
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  • Largent80 wrote:I make it a point to not pay to go see dumb movies.



    Woah, woah, woah....who said anything about paying for them...


    this is just about what dumb movies you've ever watched...not ones you've paid to see....
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  • Smurf wrote:
    Largent80 wrote:I make it a point to not pay to go see dumb movies.



    Woah, woah, woah....who said anything about paying for them...


    this is just about what dumb movies you've ever watched...not ones you've paid to see....


    Pirate much?
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  • It's on Netflix.
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  • Largent80 wrote:
    Smurf wrote:
    Largent80 wrote:I make it a point to not pay to go see dumb movies.



    Woah, woah, woah....who said anything about paying for them...


    this is just about what dumb movies you've ever watched...not ones you've paid to see....


    Pirate much?



    actually I can't....my roommate works for Comcast and a single offense can result in his loss of job.
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  • Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.
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  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.


    Lol this.
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  • Largent80 wrote:
    Smurf wrote:
    Largent80 wrote:I make it a point to not pay to go see dumb movies.



    Woah, woah, woah....who said anything about paying for them...


    this is just about what dumb movies you've ever watched...not ones you've paid to see....


    Pirate much?


    you still write checks dont you? you can stream movies on subscription sites like Netflix, theres a ton of free movies On Demand, friends houses, etc. every single movie doesnt have to be seen in a theatre or payed for directly.
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  • KK84 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.


    Lol this.


    Dude, this movie is SO BAD it's worth watching again just to show other people how bad it was. That is RARE.
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  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:
    KK84 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.


    Lol this.


    Dude, this movie is SO BAD it's worth watching again just to show other people how bad it was. That is RARE.


    It boggled my mind that Travolta read that script and agreed to do it.
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  • Pacific Rim.
    Close to the dumbest movie ever, besides the fast a furious series.
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  • Star Trek Into Darkness is the dumbest movie of 2013.
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  • Dumbest movies should be categorized at movies that should have been good and either/or had a huge budget.
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  • The new Superman, good cast, huge budget, terrible movie.
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  • i actually look up reviews before i watch a movie.....
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  • Meh, i didn't think the newest Superman was that bad, but then again, I've watched Battlefield Earth three times. Ill add another movie to the list.

    The Postman with Kevin Costner, It was so bad I couldn't look away. Nearly three hours of post-apocalyptic boredom. How is that even possible?
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  • Axx wrote:i actually look up reviews before i watch a movie.....


    That's like picking what team to root for based on ESPN coverage.
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  • rottweiler wrote:
    A London Hawk wrote:I freely admit to watching it for one reason and one reason only*. That said, I'd watch a sequel, assuming Gretel is still played by Gemma Arterton.

    *Mostly.


    Hafta admit, if she's naked in a sequel, I'll prolly watch it, too.



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  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.


    Or Cowboys and Aliens
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  • hawker84 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.


    Or Cowboys and Aliens


    I have been fortunate to not have seen either movie. I was curious tho on Battlefield Earth if they followed the book or went off on their own. I do happen to remember reading the book in my past.
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  • MontanaHawk05 wrote:Star Trek Into Darkness is the dumbest movie of 2013.


    You don't watch many movies, do you?
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  • Sarlacc83 wrote:
    MontanaHawk05 wrote:Star Trek Into Darkness is the dumbest movie of 2013.


    You don't watch many movies, do you?


    Gotta be a Trekkie that was offended by a detail that wasn't consistent with original star trek in some manner.
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  • AbsolutNET wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:
    MontanaHawk05 wrote:Star Trek Into Darkness is the dumbest movie of 2013.


    You don't watch many movies, do you?


    Gotta be a Trekkie that was offended by a detail that wasn't consistent with original star trek in some manner.


    Oh, absolutely. What's funny is that he continues to see the Abrams trek movies even though he knows he's going to hate them. Maybe Montana just wants to be offended by them at this point.
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  • KK84 wrote:
    Axx wrote:i actually look up reviews before i watch a movie.....


    That's like picking what team to root for based on ESPN coverage.


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  • AbsolutNET wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:
    MontanaHawk05 wrote:Star Trek Into Darkness is the dumbest movie of 2013.


    You don't watch many movies, do you?


    Gotta be a Trekkie that was offended by a detail that wasn't consistent with original star trek in some manner.


    Actually, it's a Trekkie that was offended by stupid plot developments that were just there to get us to the next action scene, incoherent and sloppily stated themes, objectification of women, and the total character assassination of James T. Kirk. Just sophomoric writing all around.


    Sarlacc83 wrote:What's funny is that he continues to see the Abrams trek movies even though he knows he's going to hate them. Maybe Montana just wants to be offended by them at this point.


    Actually, I waited to see Into Darkness until it came out on Youtube. ;)
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  • KK84 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:
    KK84 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.


    Lol this.


    Dude, this movie is SO BAD it's worth watching again just to show other people how bad it was. That is RARE.


    It boggled my mind that Travolta read that script and agreed to do it.


    I don't believe what I'm reading. GET YOUR EYES/EARS CHECKED.

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  • MontanaHawk05 wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:What's funny is that he continues to see the Abrams trek movies even though he knows he's going to hate them. Maybe Montana just wants to be offended by them at this point.


    Actually, I waited to see Into Darkness until it came out on Youtube. ;)


    But you HAD to see it. That's my point. I don't mind that you hate-watch, but you have to admit it is funny. :th2thumbs:
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  • Sarlacc83 wrote:
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    Sarlacc83 wrote:What's funny is that he continues to see the Abrams trek movies even though he knows he's going to hate them. Maybe Montana just wants to be offended by them at this point.


    Actually, I waited to see Into Darkness until it came out on Youtube. ;)


    But you HAD to see it. That's my point. I don't mind that you hate-watch, but you have to admit it is funny. :th2thumbs:


    I'm a Star Trek fan. I have to keep up with what they're doing to the franchise - kinda like an obligation. :)
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  • KK84 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:
    KK84 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:Clearly you've never seen Battlefield Earth.


    Lol this.


    Dude, this movie is SO BAD it's worth watching again just to show other people how bad it was. That is RARE.


    It boggled my mind that Travolta read that script and agreed to do it.



    He actually wanted to do it!

    L Ron Hubbard book.... Travolta is a wacky Scientologist....

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  • I'd like to throw Cloud Atlas into the hat. Watched it with my wife and when it was over we both turned to each other and said "What the f*** was that?"
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  • Dumb and Dumber. It is the only movie I have ever walked out of the theater. I found out later that my favorite athlete ever was actually in the movie, so I have seen it since. It is easily the dumbest movie I have ever seen. As far as dumbest character, I Am Legend pisses me off to no end with how stupid that military trained doctor responded to situations in the movie.
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  • SeatownJay wrote:D&D: The Movie. Words can't describe this abomination.


    There are 2 DnD movies. or is there a third now? I have 2 of them.
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  • BASF wrote:Dumb and Dumber. It is the only movie I have ever walked out of the theater. I found out later that my favorite athlete ever was actually in the movie, so I have seen it since. It is easily the dumbest movie I have ever seen.


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  • AbsolutNET wrote:
    BASF wrote:Dumb and Dumber. It is the only movie I have ever walked out of the theater. I found out later that my favorite athlete ever was actually in the movie, so I have seen it since. It is easily the dumbest movie I have ever seen.


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    BASF wrote:Dumb and Dumber. It is the only movie I have ever walked out of the theater. I found out later that my favorite athlete ever was actually in the movie, so I have seen it since. It is easily the dumbest movie I have ever seen.


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  • I suppose you people were laughing while they did their wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world bit in the van. Couldn't handle it.
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  • BASF wrote:I suppose you people were laughing while they did their wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world bit in the van. Couldn't handle it.


    One of the best parts! I still laugh thinking about it!

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  • You want to know the real reason they named that movie Dumb & Dumber? Because only dumb people went to see it, and the loss of brain cells the movie inflicted left them even dumber when it was over.
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  • SeatownJay wrote:You want to know the real reason they named that movie Dumb & Dumber? Because only dumb people went to see it, and the loss of brain cells the movie inflicted left them even dumber when it was over.


    Well we're going to kill even more brain cells next year! 20th Anniversary, Dumb and Dumber To is coming out. Can't wait! :)

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