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  • People exist who don't like Dumb and Dumber? I mean, I'm one of .NET's biggest movie snobs, and even I think that movie is hilarious. It has a brisk story that takes advantage of its settings and concepts, it sets up its jokes and delivers consistently, and it's entirely quotable.
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  • Rubber. That is by far the dumbest movie
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  • recently: Jack the giant slayer

    all time: Jeepers Creepers 1&2

    and if you took dumb and dumber seriously you should be in the sequel
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  • "Jobs" was awful for a movie. Could have been a show on the History channel (except that it was fact based, unlike whats on that mostly nowadays).

    All time worst.. The Mask of Zorro.. when he walked out of the explosion unscathed, carrying a child and 10 other cliches I walked out. The first GI Joe movie.. I could write pages on this. MiB II...
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  • Vetamur wrote:"Jobs" was awful for a movie. Could have been a show on the History channel (except that it was fact based, unlike whats on that mostly nowadays).

    All time worst.. The Mask of Zorro.. when he walked out of the explosion unscathed, carrying a child and 10 other cliches I walked out. The first GI Joe movie.. I could write pages on this. MiB II...


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  • I still think hands down the dumbest movie I have ever seen is Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones.
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  • HawkinNY wrote:Rubber. That is by far the dumbest movie


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  • Abortion sequels of two cult classics.

    Caddyshack II

    Weekend at bernies 2

    Unwatchably Horrible and stupid. Both of them!

    Oh, and I'd also throw in just about my most hated movie of all time, "Eight Crazy Nights". The animated Adam Sandler Hanukkah movie. It confirmed what I had always suspected. That Adam Sandler really does have the humor sophistication of an 11 year old boy.
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  • The Blair Witch Project (Sorry Myster Matt). Halfway thru I was so bored and agitated at the same time I as hoping the characters all got wacked to put them out of my misery! Biggest steaming pile of crap I've ever paid to see.
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  • Just watched half an hour of some Resident Evil movie (pretty sure it was the latest one) and my lord...it has everything you love to hate.

    -One liners
    -TERRIBLE acting
    -Just awful CGI for a big budget film
    -A caddy with spinner rims and under glow that can withstand a .50 cal onslaught

    If you like to watch abominations, you need to see this trash.
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  • SouthSoundHawk wrote:Just watched half an hour of some Resident Evil movie (pretty sure it was the latest one) and my lord...it has everything you love to hate.

    -One liners
    -TERRIBLE acting
    -Just awful CGI for a big budget film
    -A caddy with spinner rims and under glow that can withstand a .50 cal onslaught

    If you like to watch abominations, you need to see this trash.


    I couldn't get past the third minute where they had her katana going hilt deep in the creatures' chest she was fighting and then not having the blade sticking out of the creatures' back. I figured you couldn't get any worse than that.
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  • BASF wrote:
    SouthSoundHawk wrote:Just watched half an hour of some Resident Evil movie (pretty sure it was the latest one) and my lord...it has everything you love to hate.

    -One liners
    -TERRIBLE acting
    -Just awful CGI for a big budget film
    -A caddy with spinner rims and under glow that can withstand a .50 cal onslaught

    If you like to watch abominations, you need to see this trash.


    I couldn't get past the third minute where they had her katana going hilt deep in the creatures' chest she was fighting and then not having the blade sticking out of the creatures' back. I figured you couldn't get any worse than that.


    DAMMIT! I missed everything but the last like 30-40 minutes.

    WILL BE WATCHING IN IT'S ENTIRETY, ASAP.
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  • I just watched 20 minutes of, This is the End, last night. Horrible. I know a ton of people that say that was the funniest movie they've seen. That's where movie making has stooped to.
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  • CALIHAWK1 wrote:I just watched 20 minutes of, This is the End, last night. Horrible. I know a ton of people that say that was the funniest movie they've seen. That's where movie making has stooped to.


    Yeah, that was a disappointment. It had a few funny moments but to call it a "film" is disingenuous. It was a money grab like Grown Ups but with guys who haven't completely mailed it in yet.

    Speaking of, Grown Ups is one of the worst movies I've ever had the pleasure of being dragged to.
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  • AbsolutNET wrote:
    CALIHAWK1 wrote:I just watched 20 minutes of, This is the End, last night. Horrible. I know a ton of people that say that was the funniest movie they've seen. That's where movie making has stooped to.


    Yeah, that was a disappointment. It had a few funny moments but to call it a "film" is disingenuous. It was a money grab like Grown Ups but with guys who haven't completely mailed it in yet.

    Speaking of, Grown Ups is one of the worst movies I've ever had the pleasure of being dragged to.


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  • And Bubble Boy is on CC right now. That movie should be mentioned.
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  • I loved This Is the End, I've seen it twice now! :)
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  • twisted_steel2 wrote:I loved This Is the End, I've seen it twice now! :)


    I love that movie too. Oh well
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  • -The Glove- wrote:
    twisted_steel2 wrote:I loved This Is the End, I've seen it twice now! :)


    I love that movie too. Oh well


    I get I'm in the minority. Everyone for the most part is in the same boat as you guys. I just don't get it. It was bad.
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  • There's a lot of really awful movies, but my personal worst is probably The Grudge. I laughed so hard at how poorly it was attempting to be scary.
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