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  • run through the streets?

    Sniff windex, it will keep you from streaking.

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  • Did you make a trip to the dispensary?
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  • Largent80 wrote:Did you make a trip to the dispensary?


    No kidding. He's been like this since they passed that law. :mrgreen:
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  • The Radish wrote:run through the streets?

    Sniff windex, it will keep you from streaking.

    :roll:


    Excellent joke. 9/10.
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  • *GROAN*...

    Hey Les, I've got a joke just as good as yours! Know how to make a napkin dance?

    Blow a little boogie into it! Hayuk yuk...
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  • Marissa: [after seeing Frank running naked along the streets, she slows down her car] Frank, what are you doing?

    Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

    Marissa: Who is?

    Frank: Th... W... There's more coming.

    Marissa: Frank, get in the car.

    Frank: But... everybody's doing it.

    Marissa: Frank! Now!

    Frank: [still out of breath] Ok.
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  • Chapow wrote:Marissa: [after seeing Frank running naked along the streets, she slows down her car] Frank, what are you doing?

    Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

    Marissa: Who is?

    Frank: Th... W... There's more coming.

    Marissa: Frank, get in the car.

    Frank: But... everybody's doing it.

    Marissa: Frank! Now!

    Frank: [still out of breath] Ok.




    Did you change the names to protect the guilty?

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  • Chapow wrote:Marissa: [after seeing Frank running naked along the streets, she slows down her car] Frank, what are you doing?

    Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

    Marissa: Who is?

    Frank: Th... W... There's more coming.

    Marissa: Frank, get in the car.

    Frank: But... everybody's doing it.

    Marissa: Frank! Now!

    Frank: [still out of breath] Ok.


    Dat Old Skool.
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  • Frank: Hey Honey. You think KFC is still open?

    Chick from King of Queens: Little cold out there eh Frank?
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