That's great! One of the greatest standup routines ever.
Now get for ready for "What's on second".
I have the original script here and didn't realize the catcher and the right fielder aren't named except their positions, perhaps in a different version. I have a stage version around here somewhere on cassette and a VHS of them doing it on a Christmas Show.
Who's on first
What's on second
I don't know is on third
I don't care if the shortstop
Tomorrow is the pitcher
Why is left field
Because is center field
Ok, our old ones fell to 11-2. So its time for a new updated pair.