Yeah I just threw up in my mouth. wtf.

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We'll throw up on his iPhone together. Fist bump!

Then we'll bump our GNote IIs together and share a video of it.

Lolz

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3elieve

SHUT UP!

I'm just glad that Zeb was there to get it all on video:

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Actually, sir, I was draining the main vein n the calmly walked out, came back with an old scuffed up Nike and hit the bastard.

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3elieve

Get Black Widows and Brown Recluses all the time. Just kill 'em with whatever, it's all good. The ones that make ya jump are the damn Wolf-Spiders. They're pretty much harmless, but when you see them (or startled by them), it's a different story.

Throwdown (probably):



Oh, and Zeb was filming (also probably).

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Seahawks. It's an addiction, and there is no cure.

I've apparently developed quite the reputation as a cinematographer.

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Tanzania¹²

Well no. You can't expect to lose your shit at the end and still call yourself a cinematographer. Sacrifice the body for the film.

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Seahawks. It's an addiction, and there is no cure.

lol, honestly if i seen a spider that big i'd leave the house.

Not messing with anything like that, I've seen arachnophobia

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3elieve

For those of you that are worried about spiders in your house studys show they tend to run around the rooms against the walls at baseboard levels. Years ago we had a few and I had a couple of bites on my arms overnight.

Any hardware store has little cardboard houses you put against the baseboards in your bedroom and they will catch them pretty quickly. We caught several in the first week and none since.

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Ok, our old ones fell to 11-2. So its time for a new updated pair.

Truth. Those big bastard wolf spiders are vicious. They'll CHASE you even.

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Rzzzzz...

I've experienced a tarantula before when I was in AZ visiting my sweet granny dearest, she went ham on him though and hit him a big ass rock.

My grandma's a beast.

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3elieve

Wolf spiders are natural problem solvers. If another spider finds itself with a few bodies which need to be disposed of, call a wold spider, they'll handle it.

I love all of your films.

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It's almost definitely a practical joke. I've never heard of a jumping spider that big; the only ones about that size are Goliath tarantulas that live in South America or the Huntsmans which live in Laos.

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I haven't read the thread, but jumping spiders in the states are pretty much contained to Black Widows. Those damn things actually jump as they lay eggs to spread them out and make them harder to detect. Apparently they are small enough to get ingrained in carpet or bed blankets. Pretty impressive, really

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While technically not spiders, camel spiders are pretty big and also very aggressive and ornery. They'll give you nightmares. They're about the size of a tarantula, and will chase you down and attack. We used to mess with them in Afghanistan all the time.

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Seahawks. It's an addiction, and there is no cure.

God, I hate those things. Used to get them in the house in New Mexico. Little smaller variety, there, but same Death Predator Jaws.

Those, and ridiculously large centipedes. Oh, and black widows galore.

Now Fayetteville, on the other hand. First week we moved into a rental house that had been empty for over a year, I killed a TON of brown recluses. The things were every-freaking-where. Came to learn that brown recluses aren't by any stretch of the imagination reclusive. First day, walked into the master bath and there were three of them just hanging out in the sink. EVERYwhere.