She went on a woman's retreat for her birthday this year (do you blame the woman for wanting to take a break from me for a couple days?) and her cell has no reception where she's at so this is the first time in our ten year marriage I was unable to wish her a happy birthday on her birthday.
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY my lovely wife. How I was ever lucky enough to marry you I will never know but I sure am glad you did.
From the majority of my time spent building .NET, then my RC airplanes and now my rock cover band...
The best birthday gift she could get is two days away from me. LOL.