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Talent can get you to the playoffs.
It takes character to win when you get there.
SUPER BOWL XLVIII CHAMPIONS

Kit! Turbo boosters!

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Legal Notice: Only a very small percentage of the things I do and say can be taken seriously. If ever.

I've always thought it would be hilarious if car manufacturers built in a special mechanism to their cars where if all four tires are off of the ground, the horn sounds with the Dukes of Hazzard theme like the General Lee. Imagine the bewilderment and awesomeness you'd fee if you were flying through the air to your imminent death, but that horn plays. Is there a better way to go?

Epic!

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...and with one kiss of his bicep he proved, without a shadow of doubt, that he was every bit as much of a DBag as his coach, and most of his team's fanbase. Finally, he could call himself a Niner!