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 Post subject: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil
 Post Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:38 am 
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http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_ ... _Evil.html




1st statement is, girls require time and money. Anyone care to argue this statement?

Girls = Time X Money

And we all know time is money.

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money X Money = (2) Money

And because "money is the root of all evil.":

Money = the square root of evil

So, we are forced to conclude with out a shadow of doubt that,

Girls equal Evil.

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 Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil
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 Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil
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 Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil
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When I was in high school I heard, "Life is a bitch, and then you marry one." Never seen this little formula before. What high school did you attend that teaches such extreme logic and mathematics?


Here is the one that says, men are worse than girls....
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_ ... _Evil.html

The above formula is not as funny or accurate, but trying to please the feminist here.


Sorry, I thought this would of started some sort of exchange between the battle of the sexes. My little plan has failed. Hangs his head in shame....

Moderators please feel free to delete thread, since I have failed to find the right layer of humor for the reading audience. Politically incorrectness is not tolerated....Making a note of it.


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 Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil
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Sarlacc83 wrote:
You must be in high school if you've recently heard that one.


If anyone said that at my high school, they'd be laughed at and promptly yelled at by the nearest feminist.

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 Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil
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I just love how people say, "Moderators feel free to delete....." as if they need anybody's permission.

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mikehawks wrote:
Sorry, I thought this would of started some sort of exchange between the battle of the sexes. My little plan has failed. Hangs his head in shame....

Moderators please feel free to delete thread, since I have failed to find the right layer of humor for the reading audience. Politically incorrectness is not tolerated....Making a note of it.


That's your response to one little snarky reply?

Passive aggressive guy is passive aggressive. :roll:

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