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Post subject: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil  Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:38 am |
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http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_ ... _Evil.html1st statement is, girls require time and money. Anyone care to argue this statement?Girls = Time X Money And we all know time is money.Time = Money Therefore:Girls = Money X Money = (2) Money And because "money is the root of all evil.":Money = the square root of evil So, we are forced to conclude with out a shadow of doubt that,Girls equal Evil. ******Discuss********
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:08 am |
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:16 am |
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:33 am |
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When I was in high school I heard, "Life is a bitch, and then you marry one." Never seen this little formula before. What high school did you attend that teaches such extreme logic and mathematics? Here is the one that says, men are worse than girls.... http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_ ... _Evil.htmlThe above formula is not as funny or accurate, but trying to please the feminist here. Sorry, I thought this would of started some sort of exchange between the battle of the sexes. My little plan has failed. Hangs his head in shame.... Moderators please feel free to delete thread, since I have failed to find the right layer of humor for the reading audience. Politically incorrectness is not tolerated....Making a note of it.
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:33 am |
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:18 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:41 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:30 pm |
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I just love how people say, "Moderators feel free to delete....." as if they need anybody's permission. 
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Post subject: Re: Mathematical and logical proof that woman are evil Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:50 am |
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mikehawks wrote: Sorry, I thought this would of started some sort of exchange between the battle of the sexes. My little plan has failed. Hangs his head in shame....
Moderators please feel free to delete thread, since I have failed to find the right layer of humor for the reading audience. Politically incorrectness is not tolerated....Making a note of it. That's your response to one little snarky reply? Passive aggressive guy is passive aggressive.  _________________  Okay, so maybe that pass rush is still an issue. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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