The things we do while driving,,,,,,,,,

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The things we do while driving,,,,,,,,,
Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:27 pm
  • This completely broke me up cause its so true......

    Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are..........

    This morning on the Interstate,
    I looked over to my left and there was a


    In a brand new Cadillac

    Doing 65 mph

    With her
    Face up next to her
    Rear view mirror

    Putting on her eyeliner

    I looked away
    For a couple seconds...


    And when I looked back she was

    Halfway over in my lane

    Still working on that makeup

    As a man,
    I don't scare easily

    But she scared me so much;
    I dropped

    My electric shaver

    Which knocked

    The doughnut

    Out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying
    To straighten out the car

    Using my knees against

    the steering wheel

    It knocked

    My Cell Phone

    Away from my ear

    Which fell

    Into the coffee

    Between my legs!

    Splashed, And burned
    Big Jim and the Twins,

    ruined the damned phone,
    soaked my trousers,
    and disconnected an
    important call.

    Damned women drivers!

    On to week two. Week one was not a fluke!
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  • Electric razor? Must be new to commuting. I give myself a hot towel shave with a straight blade every morning on the interstate while I make pancakes on my griddle in the passenger seat. I almost spilled some of the batter the other day while mixing it because some noob with an electric shaver and a donut swerved into my lane because some crazy chick was putting on her eyelin...hey, wait a minute...
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