A newlywed couple was getting ready for bed on their wedding night. Being the old-fashioned types, this was their first night together. The bride is in bed, all dressed in her fancy negligee, watching her new hubby get undressed with anticipation. He takes off his shirt, then sits down on the bed and takes off his socks, and his toes are all gnarled, small and twisted! She says "What's wrong with your feet?" He replies "When I was small, I had toelio once." She says "You mean polio?" He says "No, I had toelio. Now my toes look like this." She thinks to herself "Well, they mostly stay in his shoes, and I love him, so I can put up with this." He continues to get undressed, and when he drops his trousers she sees that his kneecaps are tiny, twisted, and off to the sides of his legs! She says "My God, what's wrong with your knees?" He says "Another time when I was small, I had kneesles." She says "You mean measles?" "No" he says, "I had kneesles, and now my knees are like this." She again thinks to herself "Well, they stay covered with his pant legs, so I guess I can put up with this as well." So, the husband continues to get undressed. Suddenly he drops his briefs, and the new bride takes one look and yells out "Oh sure, now I suppose your going to tell me that when you were small you once had a bad case of smallcocks!"