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Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:09 pm
  • On Saturday, March 5, I will be performing in an annual stand-up comedy competition. The grand prize is a trip to Hollywood to do a set at The Comedy Store in front of a large(r) audience and some talent scouts.

    If anyone has any advice for me or ideas I can steal, I would love to hear it.

    Also, in case I become really famous, now's your chance to get on my good side. You can start by agreeing with every post I make in PWR.

    :0190l:

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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:17 pm
  • Good for you man. I did it for a couple years, it was fun as hell. My advice is be yourself and don't pander.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:32 pm
  • fenderbender123 wrote:On Saturday, March 5, I will be performing in an annual stand-up comedy competition. The grand prize is a trip to Hollywood to do a set at The Comedy Store in front of a large(r) audience and some talent scouts.

    If anyone has any advice for me or ideas I can steal, I would love to hear it.

    Also, in case I become really famous, now's your chance to get on my good side. You can start by agreeing with every post I make in PWR.

    :0190l:

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    Awesome! Good luck brother! :th2thumbs:
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:22 pm
  • Never would have known, with your posting style, but good on Ya.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:25 pm
  • Largent80 wrote:Never would have known, with your posting style, but good on Ya.


    Fender is a funny SOB. Noticed today he makes me chuckle, alot
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:18 pm
  • Largent80 wrote:Never would have known, with your posting style, but good on Ya.


    That's because this is a forum for serious discussions about politics and sometimes football.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:20 pm
  • Good luck man!

    You going to record it? I'd like to watch it.

    Oh, and fart jokes. Can't go wrong with fart jokes. ;)
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:22 pm
  • fenderbender123 wrote:
    Largent80 wrote:Never would have known, with your posting style, but good on Ya.


    That's because this is a forum for serious discussions about politics and sometimes football.


    BWAHHHH HAAAAA HHAAA HAAA HA!!!

    Good one!
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:32 pm
  • Break a leg, fender!
    enjoy the ride
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:22 pm
  • Didn't you posts pics from a stand-up contest you won? What type of humor/shtick do you normally do?
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Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:27 pm
  • Political humor, if I had to guess.



    Thoughts and Prayers, Fender :{)
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:00 pm
  • pehawk wrote:
    Largent80 wrote:Never would have known, with your posting style, but good on Ya.


    Fender is a funny SOB. Noticed today he makes me chuckle, alot

    a lot


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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:01 pm
  • Best of luck fender!!
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:02 pm
  • Bro you better get video this time, I wanna see the routine. I've got a couple friends who aspired to do stand-up. They were terrible.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:39 pm
  • Fender is hilarious. Would love to see video as well. Good luck and like medic said thoughts and prayers sent your way buddy.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:06 pm
  • My love life is so bad these days, that when I say I'm dating myself............it's a double entendre.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:44 pm
  • LymonHawk wrote:My love life is so bad these days, that when I say I'm dating myself............it's a double entendre.

    *rim shot*
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Re: Wish me luck!
Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:28 pm
  • LymonHawk wrote:My love life is so bad these days, that when I say I'm dating myself............it's a double entendre.


    It'd be interesting to hear some of your pick-up lines on yourself.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:41 am
  • hawksfansinceday1 wrote:
    LymonHawk wrote:My love life is so bad these days, that when I say I'm dating myself............it's a double entendre.

    *rim job*


    Alright man, no need to go blue here. This is not a shacked forum.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:08 am
  • Lots of yelling. And funny voices, like British accents. People love that shit.

    Oh and fart jokes.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:16 am
  • LymonHawk wrote:Didn't you posts pics from a stand-up contest you won? What type of humor/shtick do you normally do?


    Dark humor and satire...mixed in with some intentionally bad/nerdy jokes.

    I don't do anything political at all. It's tough to do that without losing half your audience. In my case, I'd probably lose more than half lol.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:20 am
  • Zebulon Dak wrote:Bro you better get video this time, I wanna see the routine. I've got a couple friends who aspired to do stand-up. They were terrible.


    I'm doing open mic tomorrow night as a warm-up. I usually wind up going alone, but if somebody comes with me I'll ask them to record it and put it up on youtube or something.
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Re: Wish me luck!
Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:23 am
  • HomerJHawk wrote:Break a leg, fender!


    I appreciate the advice, but I'm not gonna pull a Tanya Harding. I'm gonna win this competition fair and square ;)
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Re: Wish me luck!
Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:33 pm
  • I wish you one luck, just one, too much might be greedy. One luck should be enough though.
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