Where's the Michael Scott "No, no, no please god No. NOOOOOO" gif when you need it? I've hated him since 1995, when he tanked it in the last series of the year, allowing the Angels to tie and force that one-game playoff. I do NOT want to be forced to root for him.
"I have a Super Bowl ring, and I would gladly show that to him. And if he doesn’t have time to come see it, tell him he can Google it." -- Doug Baldwin