| Author |
Message |
|
nategreat
|
Post subject: Dear David Stern (an open letter)  Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 12:37 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
Joined: Sun May 03, 2009 11:36 am
Posts: 1307
|
|
Okay here's how this works. Everyone adds a sentence onto the last one. I'll start.
Dear David Stern,
You have earned every bit of every harsh word that has ever been said about you.
_________________ 
|
|
  |
|
 |
|
TundraApe
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 12:52 am |
|
| NET Starter |
 |
|
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:39 am
Posts: 494
|
|
And you are way out of your league dealing with Mr. Hanson and company!
_________________
Doug Baldwin does nothing but Save QB's!
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Throwdown
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 1:53 am |
|
| * NET Baller * |
 |
 |
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:02 am
Posts: 17375
Location: Graham, WA
|
|
So please bow, and kiss the muhfudgin' rings, chump!
_________________  3elieve
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Blitzer88
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 6:10 am |
|
| * NET Eeyore * |
 |
|
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:47 am
Posts: 10487
Location: Pasco, WA
|
|
You are not a very nice person.......
_________________ 
|
|
| |
|
|
|
KK84
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 7:39 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:01 pm
Posts: 830
Location: Bensalem, PA
|
|
We would tell you how we really feel, but this letter was posted in the wrong forum.
_________________
Hawks fan in Iggles country
|
|
| |
|
|
|
jhawk91
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 8:24 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:44 am
Posts: 1123
Location: Newberg, Oregon
|
|
But what we can say is you are a lying, conniving, scum ball, sleeze bag piece of rotten dirty piece of dooty head
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Throwdown
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 9:04 am |
|
| * NET Baller * |
|
|
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:02 am
Posts: 17375
Location: Graham, WA
|
|
Who deserves nothing but the worst in life, but unfortunately that isn't how the world works at times.
_________________ 3elieve
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Shock2k
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 9:30 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:38 pm
Posts: 1111
|
|
You should have never messed with Steve Ballmer.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
-The Glove-
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 10:43 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:12 am
Posts: 6367
|
|
You sissified tweety bird!
|
|
| |
|
|
|
nategreat
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 10:49 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
|
Joined: Sun May 03, 2009 11:36 am
Posts: 1307
|
|
When the smoke clears and the Sonics are back in Seattle, the entire state of Washington is going to own your ass.
_________________
|
|
| |
|
|
|
TheRealDTM
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 11:00 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:26 pm
Posts: 795
Location: Bellingham, WA
|
|
Except as of writing this, I've come to realize you'll never come here; never allow a team here until you retire.
_________________
4/27/13 - I was there #humblethug
"He looked like a bad man," Sherman said, "and I knew we were alright."
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Snohomie
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 11:16 am |
|
| * NET Draft Guru * |
|
Joined: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:06 pm
Posts: 3589
Location: Bellingham, WA
|
|
Which, to the joy of NBA fans across the country, is less than a year away.
_________________
Sarlacc, on comparing .NET to Soccer: And why not? It's a bunch of people running around in circles, feigning pain, and never scoring.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
dopeboy206
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 1:59 pm |
|
| NET Starter |
|
Joined: Tue May 07, 2013 9:47 am
Posts: 410
|
|
I just went and used the toilet and named my poop after you.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
MLTHawk
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 12:24 pm |
|
| NET Rookie |
 |
|
Joined: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:07 pm
Posts: 147
|
|
If after reading this letter, you feel that Seattle is unjustly upset with you, know this: We will not forgive you for screwing with us a second time, and we are holding you personally responsible for the fiasco that is happening in Sacramento right now.
_________________
"I just try to be the calm in the storm." - Wilsonism 101
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Seahawk Sailor
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:50 pm |
|
| * Natural Rubbing Action * |
 |
|
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:23 am
Posts: 17583
Location: The beautiful PNW
|
|
That slight sound you heard over your shoulder, that funny feeling you're being watched - that's nobody. And you have nothing to worry about because nobody likes you.
_________________
World Champion Seattle Seahawks football. It's an addiction, and there is no cure.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Trenchbroom
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:57 am |
|
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:47 am
Posts: 1619
Location: Spokangeles
|
|
So find solace in your retirement, Mr. Stern--you served your fat cat buddies faithfully while scraping as much of the limelight for yourself as possible; no easy feat even for a man as oily and slippery as yourself.
_________________
...and with one kiss of his bicep he proved, without a shadow of doubt, that he was every bit as much of a DBag as his coach, and most of his team's fanbase. Finally, he could call himself a Niner!
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Yakima Hawkster
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:10 am |
|
| NET Starter |
|
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:01 pm
Posts: 409
Location: Yakima
|
|
If I only manage to get one point across to you, let it be the following. Bite me you Napoleonic midget.
_________________
Russell Wilson and Chris Hansen. My man crushes.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
fenderbender123
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:41 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:47 pm
Posts: 1644
|
|
Also, you're a big 4-eyed dumbface.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
hawksfansinceday1
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:44 am |
|
| NET Pro Bowler |
 |
|
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:38 am
Posts: 10154
Location: Vancouver, WA
|
|
I'd like to tell you how I really feel but this isn't the Shack so suffice to say even casual fans of the NBA will rejoice from far and wide the day you are no longer commissioner. Oh, and you can flat out go to hell.
_________________ From the white sands
To the canyon lands
To the redwood stands
To the barren lands 
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Shadowhawk
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 1:16 pm |
|
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:05 am
Posts: 1036
|
|
If you were on fire I would sit back and pull out a bag of marshmallows.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Smelly McUgly
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:15 pm |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:30 pm
Posts: 2986
Location: God's Country AKA Cascadia AKA The Pacific Northwest
|
|
When you die, I will get a beer and toast your death, for the world will have become just a bit better place to live on that day.
_________________
"Well, I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart, Seattle because they've got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat."
-Lisa Simpson
Well, at least Lisa got two of three right.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
NoChops
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:01 pm |
|
| NET Veteran |
|
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:21 pm
Posts: 1404
|
|
and until that day, if I ever see you in the street, I will thunder punch your vagina.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
TheRealDTM
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:04 pm |
|
| NET Veteran |
|
|
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:26 pm
Posts: 795
Location: Bellingham, WA
|
|
And why is this not in the smack shack?
_________________
4/27/13 - I was there #humblethug
"He looked like a bad man," Sherman said, "and I knew we were alright."
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Throwdown
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:50 pm |
|
| * NET Baller * |
|
|
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:02 am
Posts: 17375
Location: Graham, WA
|
|
Hope you have a heart attack, chump.
_________________ 3elieve
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Blitzfan
|
Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter) Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:55 pm |
|
| * NET Alumni * |
 |
|
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:05 am
Posts: 402
Location: Tacoma, Wa
|
|
You have managed to accomplish one thing here in Seattle, you have totally lost a fan for life. I will never spend a second of my time nor a dime of my money on your league...ever.
(I know its more than one, but I have so much to say...sorry)
_________________  Downright thuggish.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
  |
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 25 posts ] |
|
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
