Okay here's how this works. Everyone adds a sentence onto the last one. I'll start.
Dear David Stern,
You have earned every bit of every harsh word that has ever been said about you.
Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 12:37 am
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- nategreat
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 12:52 am
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And you are way out of your league dealing with Mr. Hanson and company!Doug Baldwin does nothing but Save QB's!
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TundraApe - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 1:53 am
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So please bow, and kiss the muhfudgin' rings, chump!
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Throwdown - * NET Baller *
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 6:10 am
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You are not a very nice person.......
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Blitzer88 - * NET Eeyore *
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 7:39 am
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We would tell you how we really feel, but this letter was posted in the wrong forum.35!
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KK84 - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 8:24 am
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But what we can say is you are a lying, conniving, scum ball, sleeze bag piece of rotten dirty piece of dooty head
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jhawk91 - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 9:04 am
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Who deserves nothing but the worst in life, but unfortunately that isn't how the world works at times.
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Throwdown - * NET Baller *
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 9:30 am
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You should have never messed with Steve Ballmer.
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Shock2k - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 10:43 am
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You sissified tweety bird!
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-The Glove- - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 10:49 am
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When the smoke clears and the Sonics are back in Seattle, the entire state of Washington is going to own your ass.
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 11:00 am
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Except as of writing this, I've come to realize you'll never come here; never allow a team here until you retire.4/27/13 - I was there #humblethug
"He looked like a bad man," Sherman said, "and I knew we were alright."-
TheRealDTM - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 11:16 am
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Which, to the joy of NBA fans across the country, is less than a year away.Sarlacc, on comparing .NET to Soccer: And why not? It's a bunch of people running around in circles, feigning pain, and never scoring.
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Sun May 12, 2013 1:59 pm
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I just went and used the toilet and named my poop after you.
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Tue May 14, 2013 12:24 pm
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If after reading this letter, you feel that Seattle is unjustly upset with you, know this: We will not forgive you for screwing with us a second time, and we are holding you personally responsible for the fiasco that is happening in Sacramento right now."I just try to be the calm in the storm." - Wilsonism 101
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MLTHawk - NET Rookie
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Tue May 14, 2013 8:50 pm
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That slight sound you heard over your shoulder, that funny feeling you're being watched - that's nobody. And you have nothing to worry about because nobody likes you.World Champion Seattle Seahawks football. It's an addiction, and there is no cure.
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 6:57 am
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So find solace in your retirement, Mr. Stern--you served your fat cat buddies faithfully while scraping as much of the limelight for yourself as possible; no easy feat even for a man as oily and slippery as yourself._________________
...and with one kiss of his bicep he proved, without a shadow of doubt, that he was every bit as much of a DBag as his coach, and most of his team's fanbase. Finally, he could call himself a Niner!-
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 7:10 am
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If I only manage to get one point across to you, let it be the following. Bite me you Napoleonic midget.Russell Wilson and Chris Hansen. My man crushes.
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 7:41 am
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Also, you're a big 4-eyed dumbface."Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force."
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fenderbender123 - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 11:44 am
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I'd like to tell you how I really feel but this isn't the Shack so suffice to say even casual fans of the NBA will rejoice from far and wide the day you are no longer commissioner. Oh, and you can flat out go to hell.From the white sands
To the canyon lands
To the redwood stands
To the barren lands
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hawksfansinceday1 - NET Pro Bowler
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 1:16 pm
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If you were on fire I would sit back and pull out a bag of marshmallows.
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 5:15 pm
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When you die, I will get a beer and toast your death, for the world will have become just a bit better place to live on that day."He's a *****. It's not that he was a *****, he is a *****, and that's why he hasn't won anything."
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Smelly McUgly - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 6:01 pm
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and until that day, if I ever see you in the street, I will thunder punch your vagina.
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 6:04 pm
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And why is this not in the smack shack?4/27/13 - I was there #humblethug
"He looked like a bad man," Sherman said, "and I knew we were alright."-
TheRealDTM - NET Veteran
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 7:50 pm
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Hope you have a heart attack, chump.
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Throwdown - * NET Baller *
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Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
Wed May 15, 2013 7:55 pm
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You have managed to accomplish one thing here in Seattle, you have totally lost a fan for life. I will never spend a second of my time nor a dime of my money on your league...ever.
(I know its more than one, but I have so much to say...sorry)
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