Blaine Gabbert: The Real American

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Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:41 pm

Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:37 am
  • If I see one stupid song like this from seahawks fans about any of our players, I will body slam the person who crafted the atrosity into a bon fire.
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Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:29 pm
  • This is the shit my wife has been sentenced to.

    Last night, after I'd watched the Hawk / Charger game for the 3rd time, she started up with that "watching too much football" crap. Things rapidly, expectedly spiraled out of control and before she knew it.... I designated her a Jax fan. It was like..."BOOM, you're now a Jax fan"!

    She is very quiet today and likely understands what she said was wrong, but I'm not changing my mind. I've even hid her nightgown (Hass jersey). She's in denial, claims she's "still a Hawk fan" but she will not be allowed to celebrate anything Hawk related until next year...IF then. I can't go to jail for this, right?
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Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:45 pm
  • HawkWow wrote:This is the shit my wife has been sentenced to.

    Last night, after I'd watched the Hawk / Charger game for the 3rd time, she started up with that "watching too much football" crap. Things rapidly, expectedly spiraled out of control and before she knew it.... I designated her a Jax fan. It was like..."BOOM, you're now a Jax fan"!

    She is very quiet today and likely understands what she said was wrong, but I'm not changing my mind. I've even hid her nightgown (Hass jersey). She's in denial, claims she's "still a Hawk fan" but she will not be allowed to celebrate anything Hawk related until next year...IF then. I can't go to jail for this, right?


    You're playing with fire my friend. She may just switch to being a niner fan to spite you. And if anyone knows the perils of being with a Niner fan it's me.

    Tread softly, bro.
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Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:36 pm
  • Isn't this obviously tongue in cheek? This isn't a legit fan video, guys. That's why it's brilliant, though, it may as well be.
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Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:32 am
  • I just cringed so hard my face is stuck.

    I really hope it's satire... Please let it be satire...
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Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:57 am
  • Is this real life?
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Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:28 pm
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:
    HawkWow wrote:This is the shit my wife has been sentenced to.

    Last night, after I'd watched the Hawk / Charger game for the 3rd time, she started up with that "watching too much football" crap. Things rapidly, expectedly spiraled out of control and before she knew it.... I designated her a Jax fan. It was like..."BOOM, you're now a Jax fan"!

    She is very quiet today and likely understands what she said was wrong, but I'm not changing my mind. I've even hid her nightgown (Hass jersey). She's in denial, claims she's "still a Hawk fan" but she will not be allowed to celebrate anything Hawk related until next year...IF then. I can't go to jail for this, right?


    You're playing with fire my friend. She may just switch to being a niner fan to spite you. And if anyone knows the perils of being with a Niner fan it's me.

    Tread softly, bro.



    Dammit!

    Did you two leave a puppy in the car with the windows rolled up?

    Don't mean to pry, just trying to figure out why god has chosen this cruel punishment (for you both).

    My wife's brother in Law is a card-holding dipshit, 9er fan that laughs at beer commercials. She hates him and that carries over to the Niners. ; )
    Her latest is: "OK...I'm just rooting for the Huskies this year". That did choke me up for a second but then I realized she was just strategizing. So teal it is.

    I sincerely hope things get better for you, bro. It's all so very sad.
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Re: Blaine Gabbert: The Real American
Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:24 am
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:
    HawkWow wrote:This is the shit my wife has been sentenced to.

    Last night, after I'd watched the Hawk / Charger game for the 3rd time, she started up with that "watching too much football" crap. Things rapidly, expectedly spiraled out of control and before she knew it.... I designated her a Jax fan. It was like..."BOOM, you're now a Jax fan"!

    She is very quiet today and likely understands what she said was wrong, but I'm not changing my mind. I've even hid her nightgown (Hass jersey). She's in denial, claims she's "still a Hawk fan" but she will not be allowed to celebrate anything Hawk related until next year...IF then. I can't go to jail for this, right?


    You're playing with fire my friend. She may just switch to being a niner fan to spite you. And if anyone knows the perils of being with a Niner fan it's me.

    Tread softly, bro.


    Divorce is NEVER off the table.
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