Hawk Strap wrote:Who among us hasn't put on makeup, just to see what it's like?
And pantyhose, and a pair of high heeled Jimmy Choos specially ordered, a tight leather skirt and a silk blouse to hide our man arms and shoulders, a long Ruth Regina wig and set out for a night of club hopping with their open minded friends?
AHHHH!!! You bastard,
I'm still laughing my ass of trying to type here.
The first line brought me in hook line and sinker. I was, wha? Well I for one have never put on make up just to see what it looks like. In my mind I'm questioning if I am the oddball or if you are. Then I kept reading and realized how badly I took the hook. You sorry bastard, I feel like i've been cleaned and gutted.
Please tell me you left the sarcasm button off on purpose. Please!!!!
The Lion has no interest in the opinion of the sheep.