-He takes in Tebow for camp.
-Says F U to the media for quoting him saying "i hate tebow as a qb"
-Tells the media he will only be there as a QB (This will be a secret trap later on, hes crazy smart with this line)
<PROTIP> Every season there are always teams that only keep 2 qb's on the roster.
-Cuts him at the end of camp even though hes a super cheap qb with no guaranteed money. *(he only played qb. So he's not being kept for any other position. Good move belichick. Media cant use that against you now.)
-The media all agrees in unison that if he couldnt make it with Belichick, then he really cant succeed in the NFL as a QB.
-The media coverage actually dies out finally because the debate is finally over
-Peace is felt through all of the NFL
-Goodell is forced to retire by the owners because they post the worst quarterly report in the history of the NFL due to loss of sales on Tebow Jerseys.
Bilichick goes down as the GOAT coach ahead of Landry, Walsh, and Lombardi
Time of possession is the most meaningless statistic in football. -RolandDeschain