Washington Redtails?

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Maybe it's cos I is British, but I'm not seeing much of a connection between DC and the red-tailed hawk.

Washington Redtape would be a better fit, no?
 

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Washington Rednecks.

They could keep the pig costumes.

They also wouldn't have to fix the field either, just put a couple toilets and some broken down cars on the sideline next to the shack they keep the village doctor in.
 

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Hawknballs":39212bn1 said:
Washington Rednecks.

They could keep the pig costumes.

They also wouldn't have to fix the field either, just put a couple toilets and some broken down cars on the sideline next to the shack they keep the village doctor in.


I lol'd
 

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Washington Pigs.

Their field looks just like what a pig's field does.

I think some of their fans still wear pig noses to games.

And they're racists.
 

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how bout just get rid of the whole franchise all together, save everyone from having to deal with their idiot fans, and that horrible cow pasture of a field...
 

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hawker84":xisl5zcx said:
how bout just get rid of the whole franchise all together, save everyone from having to deal with their idiot fans, and that horrible cow pasture of a field...

I would let Griffin back up Russell Wilson.
 

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A baboon's ass is red, and would be a fitting logo for the RacistSkins.
 

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Move the team to London, call them the Redcoats. Put them in the AFC east so they have to play the patriots 2x a year. Best rivalry ever.
 

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Well the Red tail was a WW2 Fighter squadron called the Tuskegee Redtail squadron.


Being an all black squadron, I'm not sure it completely removes the racist overtones that the Redskins had.
 

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How about Washington Redheads? Get a picture of a friendly looking ginger kid for their logo
 

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I'd say Carrot Top but he's a little freaky now that he's buff.
 

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Seahawk Sailor":2r7stgg2 said:
Seriously, folks, look up "redtail" in the Urban Dictionary and then tell me why anyone shouldn't be 100% for this idea! It's so much more fitting than anything else suggested.

Perfect!
 

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Well since we redtailed the shit outta them boys in the playoffs it would be fitting indeed!

Other names I would endorse:
Pigskins
Porkrinds
Chicarones
Porkers
Rednecks
Native Americans
 

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There's always the Senators, a name that has been used in DC for both baseball and football in the past.

Personally, I think they should go with a name that really fits DC. You know, something like The Washington Lobbyists...
 

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