It never gets old: W. Paige's 48 reasons Donks will win SB

Missing_Clink · Feb 10, 2014

Sure he writes for a Denver paper and appears to be fairly drunk whenever he appears on Around the Horn on ESPN, but my god Woody knew next to nothing about the Seahawks. I think the only thing he got right was the weather. Hilarious stuff.

http://www.denverpost.com/paige/ci_2504 ... m=facebook

Sgt. Largent · Feb 10, 2014

As big of an epic fail as this is, I really don't mind Paige. He's one of the few guys that actually admits that they're in the entertainment business, and doesn't get all stuck up on trying to be an uptight beacon of journalistic integrity (that's right Clayton, I'm looking at you).

AbsolutNET · Feb 10, 2014

Woody definitely knows his job is to entertain his home crowd, I don't mind the guy. But its incredible how ass backwards nearly all 48 entries were.

Hasselbeck · Feb 10, 2014

Woody Paige is the dirt worst. Actually any columnist on Around the Horn is unequivocally awful.

SonicHawk · Feb 10, 2014

I like Woody Paige. He plays the part well.

I like how wrong he got these even more.

Hasselbeck · Feb 10, 2014

P.S. found this hilarious

"XLVIII Forty-eight points will be scored in Super Bowl 48, and the Broncos will win 28-20.

Well he was close on the total points.. just Seattle had most of those. :lol:

Our Man in Chicago · Feb 10, 2014

Wow. It's hard to know where to start with that list.

HawkFan72 · Feb 10, 2014

The Broncos are relaxed; the Seahawks are uptight.

Shows he didn't follow the Seahawks at all leading up to the Super Bowl. Writers that actually watched us said we were the most relaxed team they have ever seen.

The Broncos will have no turnovers.

LOL

Man this whole list is a fail.

grizbob · Feb 10, 2014

I love Woody, he doesn't pretend to be anything he isn't :mrgreen:

BlueTalon · Feb 10, 2014

I looked for a comments section, and didn't see one. I would have loved to read some comments responding to this shlock, and I think it's telling that they didn't allow comments.

Kaiser · Feb 10, 2014

Number 9 doesnt even make sense in an abstract or satirical way. I guess sherman is the only DB on the field

fenderbender123 · Feb 10, 2014

Sgt. Largent":mcir5253 said:
As big of an epic fail as this is, I really don't mind Paige. He's one of the few guys that actually admits that they're in the entertainment business, and doesn't get all stuck up on trying to be an uptight beacon of journalistic integrity (that's right Clayton, I'm looking at you).

I like Woody for this exact reason...he's hilarious!

davidonmi · Feb 10, 2014

IV The Broncos have a decided advantage on kickoff and punt returns

I love woody but wow, that is beyond idiotic

JonRud · Feb 10, 2014

I wrote a long e-mail to Woody about this ridiculous article [after the fact] but it got bounced back. my favorite was something about 'No 12th Man at the Super Bowl.'

Missing_Clink · Feb 10, 2014

This wasn't even true. I think he had maybe 3 picks during that time.

XXIX Wilson has thrown five interceptions in his last six games

LawlessHawk · Feb 10, 2014

That was epic... pure comedy. He couldn't have done a better job if he'd written it Monday morning...

MizzouHawkGal · Feb 10, 2014

Wow. I am pretty sure he missed on every point he made. How can that happen?

Reaneypark · Feb 10, 2014

Just another "so-called" expert stealing his paycheck.

sutz · Feb 10, 2014

I must admit, the one I worried most about was that this is the Year of the Horse.

:laugh:

volsunghawk · Feb 10, 2014

BlueTalon":3k24jiq1 said:
I looked for a comments section, and didn't see one. I would have loved to read some comments responding to this shlock, and I think it's telling that they didn't allow comments.

The DP does have a comments section, and the comments for that article are at the bottom. You might have to sign up to add one, though.

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