Due to a large number of unsold seats, the Super Bowl will be blacked out in all markets worldwide.
Wait, never mind, that was just a dream.
February 2, 2014: The day Seahawks win their second Lombardi trophy
(The first one was given to Pittsburgh like a stuffed toy given to a sniveling child.)
What do you mean we lost SB 49?! I turned the TV off with 30 seconds to go because it was obvious we had victory in the bag!