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  • Percy: "Now that Freeman is the QB in Minny, I'm thinking of being asked to be traded back there."

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  • Percy: You can be my wingman anytime.

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  • Rick: Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

    er.. I mean:

    Russ: Percy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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    Fire away.


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  • DynoHawk wrote:Image


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  • I just hear soft music in the background.
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  • volsunghawk wrote:Image


    "So then I was like, 'Of course I want that shit organic, who the hell wants non-organic spinach?'"
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  • HawKnPeppa wrote: Alternate caption:

    Percy: ....then I said.....(looks both ways)...b*******tch!!


    My vote for best caption.
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  • Percy: You're too short to throw the ball.

    Russell: You're too short to catch the ball.

    Both: Now what?
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  • Russell to Percy "You Complete Me"
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  • Percy: I'm going to be better than Deion Branch.

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  • rsm650 wrote:Percy: I'm going to be better than Deion Branch.

    Russell: Who?


    Fixed it for ya.
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  • PH- Hey Russ.. My head hurts.

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  • White Devil wrote:Image

    Shit Just Got Real


    Awesome. I was waiting for someone to photoshop an explosion in the background :D
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  • Has this really gone 4 pages without a fart caption???

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  • Hasselbeck wrote:Image

    Fire away.




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    volsunghawk wrote:Image


    "So then I was like, 'Of course I want that shit organic, who the hell wants non-organic spinach?'"



    Ok that's the winner.
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  • Percy: "Man, did you get a load of that Hooker that Carpenter laid into last night in the hotel?"

    Russell "huh? Nasty!"

    Percy: "I thought Pete was gonna pass out when he did that line!"

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  • I havent read any of the other replies yet but the first thing I thought was.

    Is it just me or does this show the love Wilson has for this team in this photo. Let me explain.

    You see players from every team carrying their helmet by the facemask or whatever, yet Russell is cradling it in his arms, like hes protecting it. In my mind in a way hes cradling the Seahawks name, logo, fans, organization etc...

    Im sure there are photos out there of Wilson carrying his helmet by the facemask, Im just saying, this kid has pride in the team and organization.

    Anyhow, just a thought
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  • Wilson: So you know when I scramble that I am looking downfield right?

    Percy: Just follow the blurred trail and throw the ball in front of its path.
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  • Percy: "Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin?"

    Wilson: "Candlelight free range salmon dinner with the perfect bottle of White Zinfindel with Yanni playing in the background?"

    Percy: "You complete me."
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  • "You know we're super short....or what ever...Right?"
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