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    Percy - Hey Wilson

    Russell - Do I know you?

    Percy - Yeah I'm Percy going to get us to the Superbowl Harvin

    Russell - Oh yeah I remember, you were in Spring Training, I just thought you were someone cut and brought back, Reps don't mean nothin here, it's Compete or the Street.
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  • KCHawkGirl wrote:"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend"…

    That one made me laugh :D Which one's Bill Bixby?
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  • SalishHawkFan wrote:
    KCHawkGirl wrote:"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend"…

    That one made me laugh :D Which one's Bill Bixby?

    Isn't it obvious? Wilson of course. :mrgreen:
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  • Percy: Man, you play quarterback? We're the same height...

    RW: So?

    Percy: Well, I do everything else on the field, had I known you could be a QB at 5'11" I'd do that as well.
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    Percy: Boy, you got a perty mouth!

    Wilson: Oh effin no!

    Alternate caption:

    Percy: ....then I said.....(looks both ways)...b*******tch!!
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  • Hasselbeck wrote:Image



    Throw me the damn ball
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  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:"between you and Ashton, I've had enough of the phrase 'Percy hurt'"


    Holy crap, Sac! That was beautiful!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
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  • Percy's thinking....Damn you are that good.

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  • Rick: Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

    er.. I mean:

    Russ: Percy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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    Fire away.


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    "So then I was like, 'Of course I want that shit organic, who the hell wants non-organic spinach?'"
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  • HawKnPeppa wrote: Alternate caption:

    Percy: ....then I said.....(looks both ways)...b*******tch!!


    My vote for best caption.
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  • Percy: You're too short to throw the ball.

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  • Percy: I'm going to be better than Deion Branch.

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  • rsm650 wrote:Percy: I'm going to be better than Deion Branch.

    Russell: Who?


    Fixed it for ya.
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  • White Devil wrote:Image

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    Awesome. I was waiting for someone to photoshop an explosion in the background :D
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    Fire away.




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    "So then I was like, 'Of course I want that shit organic, who the hell wants non-organic spinach?'"



    Ok that's the winner.
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  • Percy: "Man, did you get a load of that Hooker that Carpenter laid into last night in the hotel?"

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  • I havent read any of the other replies yet but the first thing I thought was.

    Is it just me or does this show the love Wilson has for this team in this photo. Let me explain.

    You see players from every team carrying their helmet by the facemask or whatever, yet Russell is cradling it in his arms, like hes protecting it. In my mind in a way hes cradling the Seahawks name, logo, fans, organization etc...

    Im sure there are photos out there of Wilson carrying his helmet by the facemask, Im just saying, this kid has pride in the team and organization.

    Anyhow, just a thought
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