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You Make The Caption: Percy-Russ Edition
Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:15 pm
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    Fire away.
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  • Nevermind a caption, look at the forearms on Percy! Holy...
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  • Man 3, you look good in the evening light! You‘re married right?
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  • Wilson: Good work Percy Harvin... I will see you in the film room.

    Harvin: Man, Film Room? We just got done with practice.

    Wilson: Listen up, BOY. I make 500K a year. I will see your 11 million dollar glass ass in that film room or we don't have to play football. We are 6-1 without you and we just got our MVP back in Michael Robinson.

    Harvin: Man You be Trippin

    Wilson: I'm serious, I better see you in that Film Room. I don't play games like Kaeperdick and I'm not Christian Ponder. You ain't walking over me. This is my rodeo, Cowboy. And I'm here to win the Lombardi. Multiple Lombardis. You either with me or against, there is no in between. Preperation is in the Seperation.

    Harvin: Alright, alright. Respect. You something else, bro. Your fire is scary. I'll be in that film room. Sir.
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  • Hey Perc, did you get that text i sent you......
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  • hmmmm. 11 and 3 together...

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  • Hasselbeck wrote:Image

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  • Movie poster = win.
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  • "between you and Ashton, I've had enough of the phrase 'Percy hurt'"
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  • For some reason, this reminds me of that old Coke commercial...


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  • Percy - "Help me, help YOU!"
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    Percy - Hey Wilson

    Russell - Do I know you?

    Percy - Yeah I'm Percy going to get us to the Superbowl Harvin

    Russell - Oh yeah I remember, you were in Spring Training, I just thought you were someone cut and brought back, Reps don't mean nothin here, it's Compete or the Street.

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  • KCHawkGirl wrote:"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend"…

    That one made me laugh :D Which one's Bill Bixby?
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  • SalishHawkFan wrote:
    KCHawkGirl wrote:"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend"…

    That one made me laugh :D Which one's Bill Bixby?

    Isn't it obvious? Wilson of course. :mrgreen:
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  • Percy: Man, you play quarterback? We're the same height...

    RW: So?

    Percy: Well, I do everything else on the field, had I known you could be a QB at 5'11" I'd do that as well.
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    Race you to the film room!

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    Percy: Boy, you got a perty mouth!

    Wilson: Oh effin no!

    Alternate caption:

    Percy: ....then I said.....(looks both ways)...b*******tch!!
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  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:"between you and Ashton, I've had enough of the phrase 'Percy hurt'"

    Holy crap, Sac! That was beautiful!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
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  • Percy's thinking....Damn you are that good.

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  • Percy: "Now that Freeman is the QB in Minny, I'm thinking of being asked to be traded back there."

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  • Percy: You can be my wingman anytime.

    Russ: *pause* BS, you can be mine.

    Sweet bromance...
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  • Rick: Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

    er.. I mean:

    Russ: Percy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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    Fire away.

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